Robert K. Young

There are so many people you don't have to listen to. It's a gift, really.

Serial soulmate.

Life tip: Read How To books back to front.

Anybody remember change?

This is going to hurt me more than it does you. Good.

Yeah right, if you can't see me how can you follow me.

How is the any port in a storm phase of your life going, anyway?

I’ve done some thinking, and it’s not for me.

Desperation. Now in new and exciting flavours.

Two eyes seeing nothing but yourself being seen.

That's not music, it's mathematics.

Family reunion problem #13: That first cousin once removed lacking the good grace to stay removed.

Oh no, another one thoroughly convinced of themselves.

Don't rush me. I easing into today even if it takes me until tomorrow.

Meanwhile, in Scotland: D'ye ken artificial intelligence? Eh... aye. I do.

I'd say she was out of my class, but I don't have any.

Brownest

Golf was invented so people would know how big hail was

I’m sorry, I was born pre-vibes, you will have to speak slowly.

Every waiting room has that one overly friendly chap. He has found me. They always find me.

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