ROB MORTON

My call….shovelling season has officially ended. I await the next melt. Suck it winter!

To make yourself feel a touch older, had he lived, JFK Jr. would turn 65 today.

@neal_katyal Great work Neal! As a Canadian, it is fabulous to see a huge piece of constitutional order restored. Feels like balance is returning!

I have the best legal team in the world. Brilliant lawyers & the kindest of souls. #lucky

@PGATOUR Awesome! Great guy. Wonderful finish.

An emotional message to the fans, and his future baby, from Collin ❤️

Will anyone in the room in Davos, listening to Trump, simply stand up and say “I’m going for coffee or scotch.”

I forced myself to listen to Trump in Davos. He is such an embarrassment to everyone in the US. He is a lying moron. Period.

As of now, no current President's name has been added to the sign for JFK's birthplace in Massachusetts:

@jessicahadwin Nantz’ commentary was saccharine-laced silliness at its worst. I was ready to stab myself with a fork. I think we need a new CBS golf voice and stop pretending that his dulcet tone is good enough.

I need Nance to chill on the commentary. The dogs are wondering why mommy is crying.

I am incandescent with rage right now. I feel sick to the stomach. A US Vice President stood today on the soil of where so many Americans gave their lives to defeat fascism in Europe. He delivered a disgraceful speech that spat on their graves. Not that we should expect any different, given his boss skipped visiting the graves of fallen Americans in Europe for fear of getting his hair wet. The same man who called the same fallen heroes suckers and losers. As a Brit that loves America and the American people, I am deeply disturbed at the insults delivered by a man who once described Donald Trump as an “idiot" and said he was "reprehensible." Privately, comparing him to Adolf Hitler. How times have changed. Vance is now part of the most authoritarian administration in American history. An administration actively seeking to deny bodily autonomy to women. An administration pursuing the same mass deportation of immigrants that Europe witnessed in 1930s Germany. Vance is a man that his own president doesn’t even see as his successor. He came to Europe to vomit his Christo-fascist bile on leaders from the UK and across Europe, in what appears to be a retribution tour designed to assert American power. The U.S. are to my knowledge the only NATO country to have invoked Article 5 of the NATO charter after 9/11. We, his European allies, met that call with no questions asked. We sent thousands of soldiers to the battlefields of Afghanistan and Iraq to fight a war on the false premise of Donald Rumsfeld’s ‘known unknowns’. We did this despite millions of our own citizens protesting in the streets of our cities. Our military stood shoulder to shoulder with his military and we, like many Americans, stood to salute our fallen young men and women returning home day after day. I have tears in my eyes as I write this, thinking of them and their loved ones. Our brave men and women willingly gave their all and far too many made the ultimate sacrifice in support of an American led war. For the record, 6000 Ukrainian solders server alongside American soldiers in Iraq. This, despite Ukraine not being a member of NATO. In 1994 upon signing the Budapest Memorandum they gave up their nuclear weapons in return for security assurances from the US and the UK. These were then reneged upon in 2014 when Russia invaded Crimea. They were told ‘An assurance is not a guarantee’. Now, despite their friendship and their brave sacrifice on the battlefields of Ukraine, the President of the United States has decided to abandon them and hand a victory to an indicted war criminal, who illegally invaded the sovereign territory of a US ally. An ally who’s soldiers had previously lost their lives supporting America in its war on terror. SHAME ON HIM. Shame on the man who dodged the draft and never served a day in defense of his nation. He is a coward and I would gladly call him that to his face. To all those Americans on social media currently posting vile insults to those who have always been there for America, I say, democracy is bigger than you, as you sit anonymously behind your phones posting poison. America might have the most powerful army on the planet, but remember, that same army fled from Saigon after being handed their ass by a bunch of peasant rice farmers, armed with grenades made from discarded US coke cans. Ukraine have been to the Russian army what the Vietnamese were to you and we salute them. You might want to throw Ukraine under the bus while stealing there mineral deposits, BUT EUROPE WILL NOT ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN. I know for sure that the UK will not abandon the Ukrainian people. Our aid to GDP contribution already exceeds that of the US as does Poland, Germany Finland and others. The U.S. is no longer a reliable ally and if need be, we will stand with Ukraine without America. As for your pathetic tariffs, do your worst. You will soon have no friends but thugs and autocrats, so I’m sure Wun Dum Fuc will be right at home.

Just did a stupid thing….took my blood pressure while watching #nicolledwallace and crew on MSNBC. Seriously, I really am okay.

@kevinolearytv Trump did not attend Biden inauguration. Screw you Kevin. You are an insult.

It’s an insult to the office of the presidency. It doesn't matter who's the president. This is a tradition that's been around for over 100 years. You shouldn't do this. Everybody should show up for funerals and for inaugurations, period. Michelle Obama should honor the office of the president.

With apologies for posting anything Musk, this truly is incredible 👇🏼

JFK and Jackie arrive Fort Worth, Texas, 61 years ago tonight:

@BeschlossDC Michael, I remember that day as if it all happened an hour ago. Some things are burned into the brain cells forever.

Image on Dallas/Fort Worth TV station this morning 1963:

Having my morning scotch and watching Dr. Strangelove…

@jessicahadwin Moët et Chandon. (Fabulous)

Can a champagne expert help me out with what brand of bubbly Adam was trying to celebrate with on the green that fateful day? I’m trying to put together a special auction item. 🙏

I am a huge Susanne Craig fan and had to have her latest…and we’re both Canadian!!

After my cab ride to Heathrow, I can now watch Peaky Blinders without subtitles!

I am in an airport lounge and miles from my bed. This is mildly disturbing but British Airways has promised comfort….and an amenity kit.