Robert Van Ryn

@our_jesse I’m in stupid London till Wednesday evening but have no idea what Thundercats in Bristol is so guess have some smiles.

Meant to be seeing Thundercat tomorrow night in Bristol, but I’ve got to go to stupid work in stupid TV’s London and drive stupid shareholder value. Any mutuals could take them let me know

@our_jesse Like a boss

Please his lickle legs 😩

@our_jesse Gareth Ainsworth without a doubt

Allardyce, but he’s shifting them on the side

@our_jesse They should do the same in lawn bowls but have slightly longer grass and folks with flymos instead of brooms.

Curling is just posh sweeping. What are we even doing?

@our_jesse Celery is banging, when you eat it with Crunchy Peanut Butter and Cheddar Cheese together. I'm weird Though.

Celery is just water with hair in it. Get rid

@our_jesse 🤣

@RobertVanRyn FINE YOUR LOSS!

Quick, everyone in Manchester, go look at the sky 😍

@our_jesse I'm going to compile a dossier. I'm sure that's the kind of thing that would be applauded in the magazine

@RobertVanRyn Questions should be raised at the next parish council meeting as to why they can’t just remain in the sky at all times

I am obsessed with local magazines. Just cover to cover complaining. Inject it into my veins

@our_jesse Good call! I knew it would happen🍕

Pizza pop ups popping up when you’ve no tea in and you’re starving 🤌🏼🤌🏼

@our_jesse If you were having doubts about these I’ll add to that. They’re the ideal shape for the dons of crumpet toppings. Slices of cheddar cheese and crunchy peanut butter. Many will mock but I’m comfortable with my life choices 😎

I don’t know how I feel about this

@our_jesse If I’m not mistaken that looks a bit like the flooded field near Yatton/Kingston Seymour I drive past every day. I could be mistaken however.

@our_jesse I’m stopping in there on the way to work tomorrow, I’ll chip in and pick my half up tomorrow morning 🤣

I’m at Gloucester services if anyone wants to take out a low APR loan to go halves on a coffee

@Syndicate @YouTube Next year on the 110??? @Syndicate

So… as you know, I’ve been very cryptic over the last few weeks 👀 And it’s time to reveal what I’ve been upto 😅 Because things got WAY out of Control on The Secret Project! 🚨 🍿youtu.be/dKHYfoe1zoA?si… via @YouTube

An unforgettable experience ❤️ Nott’m Forest invited Warriors United to an exclusive press conference with Nuno Espirito Santo, as part of Down Syndrome Awareness month 🎥 @NFFC

@leahbcfc Very very emotional moment after game, he drove out past sports bar, parked, and walked over with his son to look at the floral tributes on Atyeo statue for a few minutes, joined I think by other family members. Everyone gave them the respect they deserve and didn’t intrude.

I am not ok after that tribute. That was so so special. I’m just in awe of Manning right now and how he can stand on the touchline during times like this 😭❤️

@our_jesse Oh those were the days. The heady joviality and innocence of a nutter rolling around in his costume to entertain the locals 🤣

@RobertVanRyn Bring back the Somerset gimp I say

Just brushed this off my face as it’d crawled out of my hood. No big deal. Just off to set fire to my face

@our_jesse Would be horrific

@RobertVanRyn Imagine that being the last mush you ever see

My gardener (don’t judge: I’ve got a bad back) said I’ve not to worry as he’s been “shooting the rabbits” and I hope he enjoyed making a girl cry

@our_jesse The dark underbelly of the lower orchard. ‘The Gardener’ sounds a bit assassin like.

@RobertVanRyn did we know he had weapons pal? 🥴