ℝobert Wynia

@robwynia on Threads and Bluesky

Eugene, Grants Pass, Chico, Boise, Baker, see you soon!

Fun floater info happening on Threads and various socials that aren't the carcass of Twitter. On Threads: @robwynia, @RealFloater

@Fabulous_Kimmy Seems to be just like Twitter ("X"?) to me but without the slight vomit flavor that comes from partaking in elon's creepy rage cage. Hard to enjoy this now like I used to. Might delete. Meta isn't ideal either, but I suppose we've all gotta pick which crazy billionaire to feed.

@RobertWynia How do you like threads?

Warmed by the wet fur of all my fellow swimming rats, I'm also testing the waters of Threads. @robwynia should you get curious.

@Fabulous_Kimmy Friday, October 20 at John Henry's, but the info hasn't been properly blasted yet.

@RobertWynia don’t you have a show coming up in Eugene in September? I cannot find the info anywhere I coulda swore I saw that

Is this dopey black X supposed to still be Twitter? Like when Prince was that symbol but was still Prince? Are we thinking Elon might get bored soon?

For those oddballs who enjoy spoken word, this is a piece I created some time ago that a few people have asked me about. Best enjoyed on headphones while being left alone. robertwynia.bandcamp.com/track/how-i-be…

@TMtomAddison @Delta My airport lounge experience

Why even bother taking the extra layovers and spending the extra money to dedicate my travel to @Delta airlines to achieve Diamond status when their lounges look like this!!?? What a waste of time and money. It may be time to work on status on a different airline. It’s not ok

@Stormof69 @NewYorker In what sounds like a very eclectic and groovy playlist to boot!

My Vagina got mentioned in The New Yorker, @NewYorker ⭐️ I am feeling quite accomplished. newyorker.com/magazine/2023/…

@DrumatticaMusic @MarkPowers I do love mixing

#mixing and a little help from our friends. @RobertWynia (not on this song but hopefully future recordings) @MarkPowers David Amador.

Twitizens, June 23-25 my artwork for the Acoustics album will be featured in the Lake Oswego Festival of the Arts exhibit "The Art of the Album" alongside lots of cool album covers with quotes from their creators.

@RealFloater live recordings from our recent performance are now up on our Bandcamp! floater.bandcamp.com/album/floater-…

Factory farming is a horror.

Coming soon to our Bandcamp! floater.bandcamp.com

@Amandaswildlife I learned magic so I wouldn't have to lease a falcon...

Eugene Twitizens, put it on your calendars!

Anybody handing out Bluesky invites on here?

@eignablanco Walking pups at the pound, pulling ivy off trees, powerful medicine.

If you're struggling with depression, try to find a nearby cause that could use your help and put in some volunteer hours. Plant trees, pick up trash, build a house, cook some meals, but most importantly meet good people and fix something together. I promise, it works.

@MarkPowers You're such an Oregonian now! You oenophile you!

It’s never a good sign when you inquire about the red wine options and the bartender pauses and then says, “we have a sauv… savvig… uh, savi…” Le sigh. Welcome back to Wisconsin.