Rob Schneider
234.1K posts
@Robertamnesia
All music, indie film and photography enthusiast. Dog lover. 🐶 It's the end of the world as we know it, and i feel fine. This is a MAGAssholes free zone.🇺🇸
NYC will soon be giving rats birth control pills to stop reproducing. There are 3,000,000 rats in New York City
UPDATE: Additional new details about the junior @SecretService agent who shot himself last Friday morning during a movement at the Philly airport with Jill Biden: The agent left his phone behind in the SUV while escorting Jill Biden into the airport. He rushed back to get his cell phone and was using his Glock's flashlight to try to find it in the trunk of the SUV. When he tried to holster his gun, he shot himself -- yes, right in the butt cheek. I'm told agent training stresses that the light on the Glock should only be used while shooting.
A new tipping scam is spreading across the country, and this is just one example. Look closely: A $60 check demands a $30 tip for "18%". Why? The fine print admits the machine secretly calculates your tip AFTER tax and BEFORE discounts. Several restaurants are quietly adopting this to double-dip. Are we seriously supposed to tip on the government's dime now?
