Robert (Bob) Lewis

Since I’ve got some new people on my page—welcome!—it’s probably a good time to once again mention my books. The Case Files of the Rocky Mountain Paranormal Research Society books are haunted histories and reports from open minded but skeptical paranormal investigations. Arithmophobia is an anthology of mathematically inspired horror stories. In the Woods is an anthology of horror and fantasy in woodland settings. A little something for everyone. Hope y’all enjoy!

@mrosazza @ForestMommy God forbid. Literally. God, please forbid it!

Hey Colorado, here is your next Attorney General! #copolitics #freetinapeters

@SteveLovesAmmo Didn’t she end up making him shoot a follow-up claiming she didn’t really misunderstand at all and she’s the best wife in the world or some shit like that? We saw what we saw.

It's like the information just bounced off. Classic ruined moment.

@zoofries Gray. Somehow seems appropriate.

Convince me to read your book using ONE color.

@MalachiONeill I have it on my phone but not on my PC. You can imagine how hard it is right now not to confuse the buttons. But I’ve used it a few times with great joy when some bot is being a real shit.

@RobertlewisIR I use X in Brave browser, and it doesn't have it yet. Or on laptop now that i think about it...

Okay, I’m curious. How often have you accidentally hit the dislike button because of muscle memory? And how often have you grinned like a madman as you applied it to someone who so richly deserved it? 🕯️

Convince me to read your book with telepathy... 🧐

@desert_starr_57 I see at least two major problems. One has to do with policy and the other with word choice.

Well shit.

@grok @AtSynct @atsynct, is that at all close? I've got a transliterator from English to cuneiform but it doesn't work in reverse.

Haha, Bob—challenge accepted! That epic cuneiform block is a phonetic-style rendering (likely from a modern generator mapping English syllables to signs). Reverse-transliterating it exactly is tricky without the source English or full sign readings, but it flows like an intro praising creative code, algorithms bending reality, and digital wizardry. If you drop the original plain-text paragraph here, I’ll match it up perfectly for you. What’s the book? Sounds intriguing! 📜

Convince me to read your book by posting its introductory paragraph transliterated into Cuneiform.

@AtSynct Well...I didn't expect someone to actually do it and now I'm not sure what to do about this. I guess I didn't quite think it through. @grok, any chance you can help me translate (or transliterate) back into English?

A 𒊀𒈀𒀀𒇠𒇠 𒋀𒀀𒆀𒄀𒊠𒋠 𒄠𒆭𒋠𒀠𒄠𒄀𒂠 𒀀𒋀 𒋀𒄠𒄀 𒃠𒀭𒊠𒄀𒊀𒋀’𒊀 𒄀𒂠𒃀𒄀𒌋 𒇠𒁠𒋀𒋀𒇠𒄀 𒈀𒀭𒊠𒄀 𒋀𒄠𒀀𒋠 𒀀 𒂠𒁠𒇠𒀀𒁭𒁠𒂠𒀀𒋀𒄀𒂠 𒄠𒆭𒊀𒆠 𒀭𒃠 𒆤𒄀𒀀𒋀𒄠𒄀𒊠𒄀𒂠 𒀭𒀀𒆠 𒀀𒋠𒂠 𒀠𒊠𒆭𒈀𒁀𒇠𒁠𒋠𒃀 𒊀𒋀𒀭𒋠𒄀𒌋 𒁠𒋀𒊀 𒊀𒀀𒃀𒃀𒁠𒋠𒃀 𒊠𒀭𒀭𒃠 𒃀𒊠𒀭𒀀𒋠𒁠𒋠𒃀 𒁀𒄀𒋠𒄀𒀀𒋀𒄠 𒀀 𒂠𒆭𒊀𒆠 𒊀𒆠𒌠 𒁀𒊠𒆭𒁠𒊀𒄀𒂠 𒆤𒁠𒋀𒄠 𒊀𒋀𒊠𒄀𒀀𒆠𒊀 𒀭𒃠 𒁭𒆭𒊠𒁭𒇠𒄀 𒀀𒋠𒂠 𒃀𒊠𒀀𒌠𒍤 I𒋠𒊀𒁠𒂠𒄀𒌋 𒋀𒄠𒄀 𒀀𒁠𒊠 𒄠𒆭𒋠𒃀 𒋀𒄠𒁠𒀠𒆠 𒆤𒁠𒋀𒄠 𒋀𒄠𒄀 𒊀𒀭𒆭𒊠 𒊠𒄀𒄀𒆠 𒀭𒃠 𒊀𒁭𒁠𒇠𒇠𒄀𒂠 𒀀𒇠𒄀 𒀀𒋠𒂠 𒋀𒄠𒄀 𒂠𒀀𒈀𒁭 𒊠𒀭𒋀 𒀭𒃠 𒀭𒇠𒂠 𒆤𒀭𒀭𒂠𒌋 𒋀𒄠𒄀 𒄠𒄀𒀀𒊠𒋀𒄠’𒊀 𒃠𒇠𒁠𒀠𒆠𒄀𒊠𒁠𒋠𒃀 𒃀𒇠𒀭𒆤 𒀠𒀀𒊀𒋀𒁠𒋠𒃀 𒈠𒀀𒃀𒃀𒄀𒂠 𒊀𒄠𒀀𒂠𒀭𒆤𒊀 𒀀𒀠𒊠𒀭𒊀𒊀 𒋀𒄠𒄀 𒃀𒊠𒁠𒈀𒌠 𒁭𒇠𒀀𒋠𒆠𒊀𒍤 T𒀭𒊠𒊠𒄀𒋠 𒊀𒇠𒀭𒆭𒀠𒄠𒄀𒂠 𒀭𒆀𒄀𒊠 𒀀 𒊀𒀠𒀀𒊠𒊠𒄀𒂠 𒋀𒀀𒁀𒇠𒄀 𒋠𒄀𒀀𒊠 𒋀𒄠𒄀 𒃠𒁠𒊠𒄀𒌋 𒄠𒁠𒊀 𒆤𒄀𒀀𒋀𒄠𒄀𒊠𒄀𒂠 𒄠𒀀𒋠𒂠𒊀 𒀠𒆭𒊠𒇠𒄀𒂠 𒀀𒊠𒀭𒆭𒋠𒂠 𒀀 𒂠𒄀𒋠𒋀𒄀𒂠 𒋀𒀀𒋠𒆠𒀀𒊠𒂠𒌋 𒋀𒄠𒄀 𒀀𒇠𒄀’𒊀 𒊀𒄠𒀀𒊠𒁭 𒁀𒁠𒋀𒄀 𒊀𒇠𒁠𒂠𒁠𒋠𒃀 𒂠𒀭𒆤𒋠 𒄠𒁠𒊀 𒋀𒄠𒊠𒀭𒀀𒋀—𒀀 𒃠𒇠𒄀𒄀𒋀𒁠𒋠𒃀 𒁀𒀀𒇠𒈀 𒀀𒃀𒀀𒁠𒋠𒊀𒋀 𒋀𒄠𒄀 𒃀𒄠𒀭𒊀𒋀𒊀 𒋀𒄠𒀀𒋀 𒀠𒇠𒀀𒆤𒄀𒂠 𒀀𒋀 𒋀𒄠𒄀 𒄀𒂠𒃀𒄀𒊀 𒀭𒃠 𒄠𒁠𒊀 𒈀𒁠𒋠𒂠𒍤 A 𒁀𒀀𒊠𒋠’𒊀 𒊠𒀭𒀀𒊠 𒃠𒇠𒁠𒀠𒆠𒄀𒊠𒄀𒂠 𒁠𒋠 𒄠𒁠𒊀 𒈀𒄀𒈀𒀭𒊠𒌠𒌋 𒄀𒈀𒁀𒄀𒊠𒊀 𒊀𒆤𒀀𒇠𒇠𒀭𒆤𒁠𒋠𒃀 𒀀 𒀠𒄠𒁠𒇠𒂠’𒊀 𒀠𒊠𒌠𒌋 𒀀 𒆤𒁠𒃠𒄀’𒊀 𒈀𒀭𒀠𒆠𒁠𒋠𒃀 𒇠𒀀𒆭𒃀𒄠 𒊠𒁠𒋠𒃀𒁠𒋠𒃀 𒀀𒊀 𒀠𒄠𒀀𒁠𒋠𒊀 𒋀𒁠𒃀𒄠𒋀𒄀𒋠𒄀𒂠 𒀀𒊠𒀭𒆭𒋠𒂠 𒄠𒁠𒊀 𒆤𒊠𒁠𒊀𒋀𒊀𒍤 F𒀭𒊠𒋀𒌠𒍠𒊀𒁠𒊤 𒆤𒁠𒋠𒋀𒄀𒊠𒊀 𒄠𒀀𒂠 𒀠𒀀𒊠𒆀𒄀𒂠 𒋀𒄠𒄀𒁠𒊠 𒆤𒄀𒁠𒃀𒄠𒋀 𒁠𒋠𒋀𒀭 𒄠𒁠𒊀 𒁭𒀀𒇠𒈀𒊀𒌋 𒇠𒄀𒀀𒆀𒁠𒋠𒃀 𒀀 𒊀𒋀𒀭𒁠𒀠 𒄀𒈀𒁭𒋀𒁠𒋠𒄀𒊀𒊀 𒆤𒄠𒄀𒊠𒄀 𒄠𒀭𒁭𒄀 𒀀𒋠𒂠 𒂠𒄀𒊀𒁭𒀀𒁠𒊠 𒀭𒋠𒀠𒄀 𒆤𒀀𒊠𒊠𒄀𒂠𒍤 T𒄠𒄀 𒊀𒈀𒀀𒇠𒇠 𒆤𒀭𒀭𒂠𒄀𒋠 𒁀𒄀𒀀𒊠 𒀠𒄠𒀀𒊠𒈀 𒋀𒄠𒀀𒋀 𒁭𒊠𒄀𒊀𒊀𒄀𒂠 𒀀𒃀𒀀𒁠𒋠𒊀𒋀 𒄠𒁠𒊀 𒀠𒄠𒄀𒊀𒋀 𒆤𒀀𒊀 𒀀 𒊠𒄀𒇠𒁠𒀠 𒀭𒃠 𒀀𒋠 𒀭𒇠𒂠𒌋 𒋠𒀭𒆤 𒇠𒀭𒊀𒋀 𒋀𒁠𒈀𒄀𒍤 O𒋠𒀠𒄀𒌋 𒄠𒁠𒊀 𒂠𒀀𒆭𒃀𒄠𒋀𒄀𒊠 𒄠𒄀𒇠𒂠 𒁠𒋀 𒇠𒀭𒆀𒁠𒋠𒃀𒇠𒌠 𒁠𒋠 𒄠𒄀𒊠 𒊀𒈀𒀀𒇠𒇠 𒄠𒀀𒋠𒂠𒊀𒌋 𒁠𒋀𒊀 𒆤𒀭𒊠𒋠 𒄀𒂠𒃀𒄀𒊀 𒀀 𒋀𒄀𒊀𒋀𒀀𒈀𒄀𒋠𒋀 𒋀𒀭 𒄠𒄀𒊠 𒀠𒀀𒊠𒄀 𒃠𒀭𒊠 𒋀𒄠𒄀 𒀠𒄠𒀀𒊠𒈀𒍤 H𒄀 𒋀𒀭𒀭𒆠 𒀀𒋠𒀭𒋀𒄠𒄀𒊠 𒇠𒀭𒋠𒃀 𒂠𒊠𒀀𒆭𒃀𒄠𒋀 𒃠𒊠𒀭𒈀 𒋀𒄠𒄀 𒂠𒄀𒋠𒋀𒄀𒂠 𒋀𒀀𒋠𒆠𒀀𒊠𒂠𒌋 𒆤𒁠𒇠𒇠𒁠𒋠𒃀 𒋀𒄠𒄀 𒀀𒇠𒄀 𒋀𒀭 𒂠𒊠𒀭𒆤𒋠 𒋀𒄠𒄀 𒄀𒈀𒁀𒄀𒊠𒊀 𒀭𒃠 𒀀 𒇠𒁠𒃠𒄀 𒄠𒄀 𒀠𒀭𒆭𒇠𒂠𒋠’𒋀 𒊠𒄀𒀠𒇠𒀀𒁠𒈀𒍤

@AtSynct @AuthorTRobare @BellaHagleyWood @timmckay52 @TAR_Kirk The remarkable thing is how often the real history ends up being wild even without embellishment. Okay, this one is probably embellished, and so probably is the one from my second volume about canine autodefenestration, but a lot of them turn out to be true!

@RobertlewisIR @AuthorTRobare @BellaHagleyWood @timmckay52 @TAR_Kirk Alright -- now my curiosity is peaked. I love wild stories from history, even if they're embellished!

Convince me to read your book by posting exactly one sentence from that book.

@MichaelFKane Oh yeah. I've been fighting those in Community Notes since the war started. Not even just AI videos--a lot are real videos just miscaptioned. But most of them are low-effort and obvious so far. It won't be that way forever, and that's what frightens me.

@RobertlewisIR Quite a few AI videos came out of Muslim countries supposedly showing Tel Aviv getting hit by rocket fire a lot harder than has happened. I saw a few fake anti-Iran ones too (Dubai taking hits it never did) but less. So political ai us already happening on one level.

1. Everyone should disclose if AI created the product they are selling. 2. Not everyone will tell the truth. 3. AI detectors should never be used because they will never be reliable. 4. Therefore there is no way of knowing with certainty who is lying. The societal problem we are approaching with AI falls under the "If everyone would just" on point 2. Everyone will not "just" (obviously) and so you can see the friction we are heading into.

@AuthorGFAllen Do you want to read a hell of a good book?

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@AtSynct @AuthorTRobare @BellaHagleyWood @timmckay52 @TAR_Kirk As it should be! This, however, was supposedly a topless duel between two of Denver's most famous madams over a love triangle in the late 1800s. It's probably not how it really all went down, but I choose to believe this version of history.

@RobertlewisIR @AuthorTRobare @BellaHagleyWood @timmckay52 @TAR_Kirk I mean ... I'm always at-least half naked when I sword fight.

@PyresMagicka There once was an author named Bob, Whose books gave the spirits a job. Filled with Rocky Mountain lore, Ghosts haunt the books to the core. Providing historic haunts to make your heart throb!

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@justcastellon I'd gladly offer my books for free if a sufficiently wealthy benefactor covered my expenses and production costs. But it's hard enough finding someone willing to pay $20, much less however much all *that* would cost.

@RobertlewisIR If it were up to me, I’d offer my books for free. But of course, we still need to cover the costs.

Do you write just to call yourself a writer…or to be read? Is the story yours alone, or does it belong to the readers who will live inside it? That answer will anchor every word you choose, every silence you keep, and every truth you dare to tell, whether you’re writing a novel, a poem, or a screenplay.

@JorJorWhel @Mericamemed The thought of how strangers affect our thinking has been on my mind a lot this morning. That said, carry on to the laughs. Lord knows we all need them.

@RobertlewisIR @Mericamemed I cane to the comments for the laughs but thats a great thought. You're probably bang on lol

I’d rather have a worker like this than somebody that’s grumpy and rude. What a guy