Robert Johnson
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The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.
And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.
Here is what they are discovering:
Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.
Then they found the grocery stores.
Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.
The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.
They finally understand why we do not have trains.
We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.
Why would we need trains.
The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.
Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.
Write that down. 🦋
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@janettoomuchsun @QueenMab87 one thing is needing something and asking for help, I would help anyone, but if you try to steal, nope, sorry. Im sure if you go to walmart and ask someone to help you out with diapers, I sure someone will, I would. Just don't steal, its a sin
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@Robertlj82 @QueenMab87 No one stole diapers.
But if a mother tried to steal diapers from me, I would give them to her.
What is wrong with human beings?
When did we become so mean and selfish?
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@Robertlj82 @QueenMab87 Stealing is a sin. And it's against the law.
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@TheSaurus831 @QueenMab87 you just mad I had parents that loved me...
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@Robertlj82 @QueenMab87 The main thing I learned from your comment is that your parents definitely regret not being pro choice
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The nose ring theory strikes once again.
Pre-nose ring:
Democrat
Dumb
Somewhat irrational
Skinny
With nose ring:
Leftist
Negative IQ
Extremely irrational
Land whale

Adam Francisco@adamfrancisco_
This is apparently the same woman who flashed Charlie Kirk. She reappeared in a video by @AbolitionRising and said something so disgusting about Charlie, I won’t repeat it here but you can skip to 10:06 in the YouTube video linked in the comments to hear it for yourself.
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@danishacarterr don't use your baby as a shield, running from the cops.
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@QueenMab87 its not silly, you are stealing from a person, if you don't get that your stupid. stealing is stealing. but good to know you have some much money, that you don't care if someone steals from you
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There’s no way I would call the police if a mother stole diapers from me but I also think it’s silly to pretend stealing from a billion dollar company is the same as stealing from your neighbor
Robert Johnson@Robertlj82
@QueenMab87 so if a mother steals the diapers from you, is it ok?? or only from walmart? is that too much to think about for you
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@myka_rei fake, and just ugly. sorry I even clicked on this post
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@MurrayHillGuy1 beers?? I think it would take a bit more then beers, alot of hard stuff
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@RoyIsThaTruth I know its hard to understand that if you run from the cops, use your baby as a shield, your baby may get hurt... the learing center didn't help you with that.
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