Texas Charizard Massacre

@Careerflex Maybe dress with modesty at church? Just an idea

I never would have known this unless I married a big tiddy goth girl. As we have gone along, I have passively observed the visceral hate that comes over women's faces as though demonically possessed as she is beep-bopping along, minding her own business. We once had a lady from our church show up uninvited and COMMAND my wife to somehow hide her rack because "she is leading all the men and boys to hell". I heard her out and then told her to get out of my house or I would fold her in half and throw her off our back deck. She was shocked at how rude I was in the face of her modest proposal.

@karstic Wasn't homeland run by a brown man?

The Homeland Party had issues with policy and leadership, but the fact that Zoomer PISStorian and Steve Bombaclart Laws trashed an explicitly grassroots nationalist movement only to move onto RESTORE BRITAIN - a ZioCon led, Tory-backed containment op - is simply unforgivable. SMH

@sophiemeaden @RupertLowe10 Truly a blackpill 😮‍💨 where is a worthy leader?

@RupertLowe10 I hope it’s halal for your new DIL’s sake!

Progress! I take such joy in growing our own food.

@FloridaFloGrown That's because they were cold, without central heating and indoor jobs and so on everyone burnt more calories to keep warm.

The people telling you to povertymaxx and eat bread sandwiches so you can afford a used car are just plain wrong. Even as far back as the 1800's people were averaging 3,000 to 5,000 calories a day.

@MarkSmi70354099 There used to be more involvement from grandmas and aunties. Now they're nowhere to be seen

My grandpa had 4 kids and was in the elks lodge and went fishing or hunting every weekend. Never changed a diaper or helped out. His wife was happy and so were his kids. Why are women today so weak that they need all this help?

@wylfcen I wish I could have a job

We must call more jobs “herding.” In Old English, a pedagogue was a “childerherd” (ċildra heorde), a groom was a “horseherd” (horsheorde), a treasurer was a “treasureherd” (māðmheorde), a beekeeper was a “beeherd” (bēoheorde), and a cupbearer was a “beerherd” (bēorheorde).

@roryisconfused Still mad to me that there were only 2.5 years between Gameboy color and Gameboy advance, then only 4 years until the DS.

It feels like technology moved too fast. We should have had four centuries of radio before we got to television, for example. Music genres too. The distance between the invention of blues and of electric rock n roll was too quick. It’s all a bit dizzying for poor old me.

@flamingeternity My mum did this as an activity with us for some reason, the little girl we were sending toys to was called Lie.

One the most insane things about school that I blocked out from my memory until now, was when they made us buy toys to pack up in a box and “”send to children in Africa”” for Christmas.

@bitcoinpanda69 The vast majority of British people are fine with the way things are. "You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide" kind of mentality.

To all my British friends Is the UK really the Orwellian shithole it comes across to be on this app Is your day to day experience Orwellian at this point? Is it some 1984 shit? Blink twice for yes

@ElGringo789 "Please have sex with me, but if you orgasm you have to go to jail" No wonder so many men have ED these days

Hang on a minute, so that big rape thing from married at first sight is all because the fella bust his nut inside her during consensual sex 😭😭😭😭

@timecaptales Relationship goals 💘💔❤️‍🔥😻🌷

22-year-old Charlie Johns reading the bible to his 9-year-old bride, Eunice Winstead. They married in 1937 in Tennessee and went on to have 9 children together.

@anishmoonka Interesting how this never seems to happen when being assaulted 🤔

An Ohio 16-year-old once lifted a 3,000-pound car off his neighbor's chest. The most he could lift in the gym was 400 pounds. The car weighed almost eight times that. He couldn't do it again the next day, or since. It has a name. Hysterical strength. And scientists have a pretty good idea why a kid can suddenly do something no trained athlete can match. Your brain controls how much muscle you are allowed to use. Even when you push as hard as you can on a normal day, you are using only a fraction of what your muscles can do. The rest is locked away on purpose. If your body fired everything at once, you would snap your own tendons and burn through your energy in seconds. When your brain decides someone is about to die in front of you, it stops holding back. The part of your brain that watches for danger lights up first. It tells another part to flood your bloodstream with stress chemicals. Adrenaline is one of them. Adrenaline alone is slow though. By the time it reaches your muscles, the emergency might already be over. Adrenaline has a faster cousin called norepinephrine. It fires straight from nerves already wired into your muscles. It hits in about a second. Your heart pounds. Blood rushes to your arms and legs. And your brain briefly lifts a safety limit it normally keeps on your body. South African scientist Tim Noakes named this limit the "central governor." Think of it like a speed limiter in a car. In an emergency, the limiter switches off. The biggest, fastest muscle fibers fire all at once. Endorphins block pain so well that you can tear muscles, dislocate joints, and crack bones without feeling a thing. In 2006, a 41-year-old mother named Lydia Angiyou took on a polar bear, unarmed, to save her 7-year-old son in northern Quebec. Seven years later, two sisters in Oregon, aged 14 and 16, lifted a 3,000-pound tractor off their pinned father. In 2015, a 120-pound Air Force Academy student named Charlotte Heffelmire lifted a burning pickup off her dad in Virginia, then drove it out of the garage on three wheels before the gas tank could blow. People are not lifting these cars and trucks completely off the ground. Most carry more weight up front, where the engine sits. Rescuers usually pry up one end while the other stays planted, lifting maybe 40 percent of the total weight. USC exercise scientist Robert Girandola has done the math. A spike of fear does give you extra strength. The boost is in the hundreds of extra pounds, not thousands. And it only works once. Many find out hours later that they tore something or broke a bone during the rescue, and never felt it happen. Jack Kirby, the comic book artist, once watched a mother lift the back of a car off her child in 1962. That moment gave him the idea for the Hulk.

@ShitpostRock2 What if I'm behind in life because I am that child?

If you ever feel like you're behind in life, just remember there’s someone your age out there raising another man’s child You’re doing just fine

@magdalenacals Unless your children have special needs, then going to church or for coffee or extra curriculars don't get to happen for you. True you shouldn't kill yourself but it still might go badly

never kill yourself because one day you’ll go to church with your husband and baby in the morning and then get coffee afterwards and then take baby to his first baseball game and you’ll be so in love and you’ll have so many laughs and it’ll be one of your favorite days ever

@Jessie48178643 @PaxMarcheur Jaywalking is a national pass time here

@PaxMarcheur They might be the most submissive peasant slave people on earth tbh. If you told me a brit sold his own mother out to the state for jaywalking knowing she'd be executed I'd be like "yeah sounds about right". They don't just lick the boot they deepthroat it and ask for seconds.

BRITISH PEOPLE ARE SUPER ULTRA GOYIM WHAT

@MC34197342 @StefanMolyneux They don't have diverse bear cities, everybear keeps to their own kind in their own habitats, so the absence of other species of bears wouldn't be noticed across the world.

@StefanMolyneux I know most won't call you out for the retarded logic because Europe is in fact endangered from mass migration. But, what you said is similar to saying "if you kill black bears and grizzly bears, than polar bears will be less endangered because they're now a greater % of bears".

Only 1% of the world’s population is white women of child-bearing age. Of course we are endangered you idiot

@basilYam Buddhism has nothing to offer women.

I had a friend w bipolar and ocd and she literally could not handle even hearing Buddhist adjacent things bc of this. The whole cosmology was terrifying and unwholesome feeling to her. Instead she got super into Orthodox Christianity

@Mary_is_Queen What if the girls' mother cuts the father out of her life? Does the step father have as much authority over her

An unmarried woman who is not a nun is under the authority of her father no matter her age

This girl at the store asked me to buy a soda for her and i did. You can just ask people for things

@wylfcen You look so American 💚