Robin Cooper

If Panama kick the ball very very hard and it goes in, occasionally it counts as 7 goals. So England must be very careful.

What do YOU hear? 'Tarmin' or 'Tantraband'? youtu.be/G6ojcIhJ6tE

Quick! A factory chimney (the factory makes buckles for belts) is about to collapse on your head! April Fool’s everyone!!! PS The factory also makes the actual belts too.

Having to type with my nose.

I've just broken all my fingers and toes in ten separate accidents. Oh sooth...

Who wants to win some signed books that I physically wrote? #authorsforgrenfell authorsforgrenfelltower.com/2017/06/26/sig…

Watch out, a piano is about to fall on your head! Only joking everyone! April Fool's (day)!!!!!!!!!

I called the television about birds youtu.be/NA6vZQrPoVE

** BREAKING NEWS ** David Cameron has resigned as Prime Minister of Britain.

I also called Theresa May's office to say "Well Done"...youtube.com/watch?v=9BpO90…

I called Conservative Party HQ to find out what's happening to Britin: m.youtube.com/watch?v=0AdiiC…

The Queen fell down a well and broke her hip, her collar bone and her knee. April Fool's everyone!!!!!!!

A very interesting article. Please peruse. onions-usa.org/faqs/canning-f…

Have a wonderful 2009 everybody. Keep flying the flag!!!!!!!!!!!

I interview a real-life baby: audioboom.com/boos/3837413-r…

Have they had the general election yet? If so, did Michael Hastings win?

Know the difference between thermostatic & manual values? Test your knowledge > bit.ly/1HLwGRI #radiator #home

I think Jon Bickley is doing the best so far in the Opposition Leaders Debate on television.

The Lord helps me cure my boils: robertpopper.com/2015/01/23/rob…

Only 729 days to Christmas 2016 and I'm already very excited!