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Once in 10th grade geometry I asked Ms. McGahee when I'd ever need to know about non-euclidean geometry. Now I have a job dealing with non-euclidean geometry and I think my teacher made a deal with the devil that day in class to spite me

2023 is the year I've accepted that my grandparents had amazing taste. Folk and bluegrass are cool and I wish the mandolin were easier to play

To the folks who just spent 45 minutes with me on streetjelly: Thank you, that was a lovely time. If you're someone who likes watching me perform and you'd like to watch the recording it'll be up on streetjelly for the next day

@BirdsareNsa Fr

My little brother's Twitter account is the only thing that keeps me on this hellsite

It's 2023. Why are we still here

@BirdsareNsa You are. Get rekt nerd.

@BirdsareNsa Bro if she does that shit to me when I get home I'm gonna hurt you

@_JAMlE_ That's wacky. Tik tok is wild

@RobotOwl42 Also Alani was doing a live on there recently and they banned her acct? She was singing

I'm fairly certain that someone went through my tik tok, and reported every one of the videos. I do not know why else every video would be removed for community guidelines violations considering the content I post

@BirdsareNsa Smart actually

Tik tok needs a feature that let's me block people with my phone number who aren't my mutuals. My coworkers found my videos I'd like to cease existence 🙃

I wonder if my high school band director knew that I didn't know how to count anything but 3 and 4...

See, I dunno how I feel about having adult money. On one hand, I can buy warhammer models. But, on the other hand I also bought a hat that says "The attitudes of women and fish towards me are too varied and complex to be accurately described on a hat"

Okay, I know it's a funny meme that all of gen z is cripplingly addicted to caffeine, but I'm glad I cut back. Like, I was giving myself extra anxiety. Wtf was 16 y/o me doing drinking bangs

The number of time I have to say "you agreeing with something does not make it right" during the work day is astonishing

I'm still getting over the fact that I had this weird half mullet half bowl haircut in highschool. Y'all really didn't say anything about it either

@BirdsareNsa Only when I feel the need to speak with the void

Okay. I understand that I look 15, but can youtube stop disabling my comments? It's about the only interaction I care about on the platform. I'm 20, not 12, I promise