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@haveigotnews Selling all the furniture to pay for catnip habit.

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@bbuk Sometimes I feel a bit anxious in unfamiliar social environments, I'm so neurodivergent. I know; I'll apply for Big Brother! Slag everyone off behind their backs, champion the village idiot and play the victim, that'll help. Shame!😑

From surviving the most Evictions, to being crowned the winner of Big Brother 2024 👑 Long live Ali the Red Witch! #BBUK

@bbuk Worst winner ever, aloof, two faced. Gutted that she won, what's wrong with UK!

@EmmaKennedy I'd rather have a Pink any day!

@AntRDean Maybe he was trying to push me pull you!

This dude kept staring at me yesterday.

@LegoWith Eric Clapton, Applaudia Winkleman, Santapplause, Nicole Clappleton, Big Hans?... Or stick with Clive whatever feels right for you me old mum x

And we head into the weekend with a new build. youtu.be/3hofAhGDsAM

@LegoWith Phew! Thought I'd been 'Taken' MG phone call: "I don't know what you want, if you're looking for a ransom I don't have any money but what I do have are a very peculiar set of incompetence's acquired over time, googly eyes & shiny leather hands, I will find you & I will goose you"

NEW BUILD KLAXON and get ready to lose your minds. youtu.be/Rq-4EMs9QoA

@LegoWith One minute I'm recumbent on the la-z-boy, enjoying an old fashioned with Leg-o-Vera, next thing; I'm ghosted by the haunted table, I've been alfol-whacked, goose stepped to the Lego shed floor, I'm small spares, I am: Cast-a-Ray!🥹

Bag 3, we finish Groot and Little Sue has the ride of her life. youtu.be/7l-GIYCP7Ak

@AntRDean If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting.

Twitter people who believe in heaven; what do you think it’s like?

@RogerMaybank @LegoWith Seal busking in the sun...

@LegoWith Welcome back Mother Goose. Brancaster is an excellent beach to walk along, me and Ruth have done so many times. Did you manage to see any seals while you were there? You usual get a few basking in the sun.

We're back and we have a new Goose Minifig joining us on the Haunted Table. youtu.be/52zYPtaaFDs

I don't care about migration. Not one jot. I do care about this government's abject failure, its lies, its failure over Brexit, failure to build affordable homes, failure to invest in public services, the cost of living crisis, failure to invest in the NHS and schools and unis.

@BGT Do we really need to see Ant & Dec aping every act in the wings like a pair of ADHD 6 year olds!🤦🏼‍♂️

@sharron_honey Sunak lie: "Of course people have the right to protest freely but peacefully." That subsidised inbred irrelevance didn't flaunt his archaic privilege, peacefully. Nothing says 'universally popular' like a necessity to line the streets with tens of thousands of security personnel.

So the met are now saying the arrests were necessary ffs excuses on their way 🙄🙄🙄🙄 #facistnation apple.news/AWqe9PP1VRBOVM…

Charles III is crowned hereditary head of state, the Conservative Party celebrate, and the police arrest common people attending peaceful #NotMyKing protest. Is the United Kingdom closer to Fascism than democracy?

Heardle '80s Number 1's #314 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle80s #Number1s #Heardle @heardle80s 80s.heardledecades.com

Heardle 70s #358 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle70s #70sMusic #Heardle @HeardleDecades 70s.heardledecades.com

Heardle 60s #354 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle60s #60sMusic #Heardle @heardledecades 60s.heardledecades.com

It’s Live & Bricking Day. 8pm. Poo Bingo prize! Goose Giveaway! One of you wins the Viking ship 3 in 1! Got to be in it to win it.