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@BillSimmons Check what Thibs has done since taking over the Knicks…

The Chicago Bulls are in the 3rd biggest market in America. They’ve only paid the luxury tax once. It’s actually hilarious how cheap they are. They just try to go 42-40 every year and win a play-in game and call it a year. The other big market owners must loving having them.

Emergency 6-Team Playoff… Michigan & Washington get a BYE. Random draw to determine matchups between Texas, Alabama, Georgia & Florida State. Who says no?

Maybe the problem for Justin Fields is that he faces the Bears pass rush in practice so he thinks he has 10 more seconds to throw than he does.

FYI: The process I’m using to respond to your email or text is just by thinking about it.

@esreed I saw you play right field. You earned those participation trophies.

Two weeks ago, I had four precious 12-year-old girls, including my daughter, with me at the county fair. They were getting blue Icees and corndogs for the walk to the car and ride home. (1/21)

I contacted @Chewy last week to see if I could return an unopened bag of my dog’s food after he died. They 1) gave me a full refund, 2) told me to donate the food to the shelter, and 3) had flowers delivered today with the gift note signed by the person I talked to?? 😭🥹

Devin Booker dapped up a baby after this shot.

@esreed Confirmed you’re now her step mom and biological sister.

@notthrealgreeny @nytimes Sounds like loser talk to me.

Wordle 246 6/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Full disclosure I cheated. And I’m proud of it. @nytimes has ruined our great game. What a garbage word.

@vince_india I was ready to send a very strongly worded demand letter.

Good thing I missed the cut

In honor of the Matrix Resurrections coming out, let us remember...

@notthrealgreeny 🤔

$500 million dollars to ride the pine. Mahomes is not Mahomes.

I will forever love Kyle Schwarber god bless

@notthrealgreeny Dude same

Did that interview just make me like Derek Carr??

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

Kaseya, a software company that provides services to more than 40,000 organizations around the world, said on Friday that it was investigating the possibility that it had been the victim of a cyberattack. nyti.ms/3xhlTzo

@alecbgoldin Let’s just take the Ws right now. We look great tonight.

this is getting ridiculous haha, kinda want to see us against better competition. but obv not complaining

wanting to be a good dad, I’m gonna blame this on my kids.