NOT Rob Udy

Does anyone know someone who can drive a crane?

Sorry 13BB. Tilting @AudioBashBen face off.

Taking 20 mins for a decision with 10BB.

Just done my good deed for the week. Just bought two homeless kids dinner. @AudioBashBen @Ikey_93

Just calculated my BMI - Think I needs some help.

GRANDFATHER OF HAROLD WHITLOCK!

DAD OF SIMON WHITLOCK!

I am REGGIE WHITLOCK!

Congrats to Phil Ivey who recently won his 9th bracelet, impressive but still far behind the underneath of my bed, which has 287 bracelets

Anyone have any #CheltenhamFestival tips? Fancy having a 50p EW bet.

Can anyone lend me a tenner for the add on today at the Phoenix. My mate Rick has gone away and I'm a bit #skint

@chiggs020880 chiggs please respect your elders. I'm a frail old man.

@chiggs020880 Chiggsy leave my mate Ben alone. No need to get jealous, you're still my best mate.

Wonder how many roast dinners I will have today. Probs going to go with 6.

Angle shooters don't deserve all these chips @TTayseer2

@TTayseer2 you run like god. One outters for fun. I've not won a comp since 3 o'clock last night.

Getting ready for the Phoenix rebuy tonight. Can't choose what bra to wear tonight though.

Anyone fancy ranchos, I would drive but my mrs isn't in...

Hahahahaha jokes I've got more money than 1278 men.

Anyways enough of this twitter malarkey I've gotta go to work.