Rocket

You meet your 18 year old self - You are only allowed to say three words. What do you say?

Hombres, después de tener relaciones sexuales hay tres hábitos de higiene que siempre deberían seguir para proteger su salud íntima: 1. Orina inmediatamente.

If MEN JUST WANT SEX, why do they cosplay trying to be in a relationship instead of just paying a sex worker?

A college economics professor stated that he had once failed an entire class. That class insisted that socialism is functional and that no one should be poor and no one rich, that everyone is equal... The teacher told them, "OK, we will do an experiment on socialism in this group. All grades will be averaged, and everyone will get the same grade, so no one will fail and no one will get a 10." After the first test, the grades were added up and divided by the number of students, and everyone got an 8. The students who studied intensively were upset, but those who studied less were overjoyed. As the second test approached, the students who had studied a little learned even less, and those who had studied more intensively told themselves that they also wanted a "handout", so they also studied less. The average of the second test was 6. When the third test was given, the average score was 4. To the great surprise of all the students, they all failed. The teacher told them that socialism will eventually fail because when half the population sees that they cannot work, because the other half will take care of them, and when the half that worked realizes that there is no point in working anymore, because others are the beneficiaries of their labor, then that is the end of any nation The story may be a fable not a fact but the moral is real Get it?

I often get asked how I stay on track with 2 teenage girls who often keep processed snacks in the house. I use a hack called “I’m a grown ass man and they’re children so I will show discipline and not be a bitch.” I hope you find this useful.

BTW just because I say men and women have needs the other sex minimizes or mocks Doesn’t mean I’m defending the delusions that exist today Those two things are not the same 😊

What warrants having a fight on a plane MID FLIGHT!?

I hate to tell men this but The women dressed provocatively in the gym do want attention They are only upset when it comes from the guy they didn’t want it from That’s why the reaction is what it is It’s not your fault for noticing And yes, they will continue to deny this.

Describe your childhood in one word , no story , just one word. Don’t overthink it

I read a really boring book all the way to the end once. I regretted wasting time on it. Have you ever got to the end of a book and thought, ‘I wish I didn’t bother’ or felt resentment towards the author for leading you along?

We had an incredible opportunity to make remote work the global standard, and we blew it. Seriously: What happened? Why did so many companies go back to the office?

Nothing shines brighter than someone who rebuilt themselves with patience, peace, and purpose.