Craig Thomas

'The AB phenomenon' www1.skysports.com/share/9734082

The filthy ugly scum that do this to these poor dogs are the ones who deserve to be beaten and put in cages

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#bagwood! #mirror! #novembercarp! #21lb #happy days! 🎣👍😀 ...

#HolidayTatt #CrazySwedishGuy! ☀👍😀

First Maggie Thatcher dies, then #fergieretires...Somewhere there must be a Scouser with a lamp and one fucking wish left! #YFB

The offside rule, for girls

I hate the excuses women come up with for not having Sex. got a headache I'm on my period or take your hands off my neck I don't know you.

Just saw a fat ginger girl buying a rape whistle... gotta admire her optimism.

I asked my Scouse mate why he only spent 3 quid on his mum for Mothers Day. " That's all she had in her purse." He said

All roads lead to old trafford today...the stuff sport was made for!! #cmonthereds..gloryglory

When Ronaldinho was 13 years old his football club won a match with a score of 23-0 and all the goals were scored by him.

Giggs has signed a 1 year extension at United. By the time he quits, it will be impossible for anybody to ever attain the stats he has.

1000 games + still counting! Phenomenal! #Giggs

Them city ribbons look faded on our trophy #illbegladtoseeitredagain

Classic! Haha :)

For the first time in history the earth is inhabited by more obese and overweight people then those who are starving and malnourished.

If monday was a person they would be a fat ginger bin man.

When Titanic was sinking not a single engineer tried to save himself, all of them stayed and kept the power on for other passengers.