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Dan Nelson

@RocketmanDans

Retired aerospace engineer Dog Dad

Katılım Haziran 2015
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@jefftimmer We're approaching the longest day of the year. Miller should be spending most of his time in his coffin.
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@jefftimmer No bragging about knowing a giraffe from a typewriter?
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@jefftimmer I'm looking forward to paying a penny less for a carton of milk that's been sitting at room temperature for the last month. 🙄
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@jefftimmer Do they get their testicles back after they lose?
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@jefftimmer Who let trump out in the wild without his magnum comb-over?
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@gtconway3d Wasn't this the episode where Bobby shows up dressed like Elmer Fudd and Tony almost loses it? Hilarious!
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@gtconway3d Hopefully, not including ballrooms decorated like a bordello.
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@atrupar Only if you have to walk through the bordello to get to the restaurant.
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
Blanche: "There's a lot of things we can be doing, like voter ID. Every time you walk into a restaurant you have to show ID. How about you have to show your idea to vote? That's not anything that's crazy."
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@jefftimmer The best part of James Austen Johnson's trump impressions on SNL is that he has a prosthetic neckgina.
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@gtconway3d There's nothing funny about sectional abuse. 😁
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Jack Davis@JackDavisMAGA·
Karoline dropping straight FACTS! Thanks to President Trump’s tax cuts, Americans are finally getting their largest refunds in years – their own hard-earned money back in their pockets! Paying down debt, catching up on bills, padding savings and even taking a vacation? That’s what America First looks like! The fake news media was forced to admit it
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"Many of the taxpayers said they had received their largest refund in years, money that is going toward paying down credit card debt, catching up on bills, padding savings accounts or covering the cost of a vacation." nytimes.com/2026/04/04/bus…
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@dog_rates I always tell my senior furry goofball, how can you retire when you've never worked a day in your life? 😁
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WeRateDogs@dog_rates·
This is Sprout. He just turned 21, so of course, his doggy retirement home threw him the party of the year. After getting his new ID, Sprout got his first legal pup cup, then he and his friends celebrated with cake, presents, and even a Sprout-themed calendar. 13/10 happy birthday buddy #SeniorPupSaturday
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@kristine_stone Omg, I think I had most all of the TJB's vinyl albums when I was a kid in the 60s (yes I am old).
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