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Left: One of our articles from early 2019 Right: An article from the actual @nytimes, three years later

what am i even supposed to do with this thecrimson.com/article/2018/5…

"Our failure is only temporary," the organizers intoned to News from Rockettopia rockettopia.com/article.php?ar…

The #ObamaPortraits are great but I really love the Trump portraits they did. The artist really captured the unsettling feel of his dozens of compound eyes and creeping tendrils.

In response... we got nothing. gizmodo.com/lawsuit-allege…

Are flamethrowers allowed at Rockettopia Institute of Technology? In short, no. In long, what do you fucking think - of course not! rockettopia.com/article.php?ar…

Who put on the Golf Channel in the Grace Watson lounge? OH GOD IS TRUMP ON CAMPUS???

We now bring you live exclusive coverage of @realDonaldTrump learning the results of #AlabamaSenateElection youtube.com/watch?v=c2RuyU…

President Takes to Twitter to Comment on #Reichstag #ManhattanAttack rockettopia.com/article.php?ar…

America Prepares to Find, Invade #Uzbekistan following #Manhattan attack.

Fire in the Engineering Building? News from Rockettopia is here with all the details! rockettopia.com/article.php?ar…

For First Time Since Jan. 20th, Insane Clowns Outside WH Outnumber Insane Clowns Inside #JuggaloMarch

#TedCruzScandal brought News from Rockettopia back! rockettopia.com/article.php?ar…

BREAKING: USS #Fitzgerald damaged off #Japan. When asked to comment, US ambassador [post vacant] told News from Rockettopia, "[...]"

"Shame that such a tragic thing happened to such a nice -rat- guy" rockettopia.com/article.php?ar…

#Pence tells reporters that #JamesComey firing has nothing to do with #russiagate, and also he has a very nice bridge currently up for sale.

BREAKING: For the next 24 hours, all cable news channels will show pictures of #JamesComey's face

THE PALAKILI ARE BACK rockettopia.com/article.php?ar…

Below: #Trump holding auditions for a sequel of The Hills Have Eyes