Steven Stone

Most people drink bourbon with ice in their glass. I, however, take "bourbon on the rocks" literally and drink my bourbon with rocks.

@Cynthical And a good one at that.

@ChampionWallace Ah. I see. Well, then. This must be some prank.

@ChampionWallace I don't remember doing such a thing. I'd never leave such a ridiculous signature on an email.

@ChampionWallace "Slime man"? What do you mean by that?

@ChampionWallace Get with the times.

@ChampionWallace What's that? I'm not familiar with any of that.

@ChampionWallace Er, no. It was clearly a "troll attempt".

@ChampionWallace I don't know, Wallace. Perhaps it no longer exists. Or maybe it never happened at all.

@ChampionWallace Oh. So you are. Well, then. I'll whip out my trusty bike, which I've not ridden in nearly twenty years. I'm not a child, you see. Bikes are for children, if I'm not mistaken. As adults, we pollute the atmosphere with vehicles. Anyway, allow me.

@ChampionWallace ... ... ...A-Alright, then, come on down to my office and I'll, er... I'll... I'll show you how to ride a bike.

@ChampionWallace It wasn't. I just did it to "piss you off". Haha. Got you. Nothing's urgent, it's Christmas.

@ChampionWallace I know how to ride a bicycle, Wallace. Thanks.

@ChampionWallace The only person who'll be "astral projecting" is you. I advise you to "watch your back," Wallace, which is ironic because you lack any spine.

@ChampionWallace @muddywatered It's the only reason I use this dreadful thing.

@ChampionWallace Ah, good of you to respond to my request nearly a month later. And people trust you with the league. Disgusting.

@muddywatered Ah, okay. Then tell me, May. How does Twitter operate? I want you to tell me so that I--pardon the pun--may improve my experience here.

@muddywatered There's yet to be proof of my communications on here as ineffective.

@muddywatered Effectively.

@muddywatered I think it's a disgusting platform that's exploited by rude, unpleasant human beings that seek nothing other than to make the lives of those surrounding them a miserable waste. That being said, I use this to communicate with most people associated with the league.

@muddywatered Yes. This is the Twitter, is it not? I'm not aware of any other "Twitters" around.