Ricky Rocksteady

I will never return to the office, mainly because I've become accustomed to yelling "god you're a dumb bitch" after receiving emails and frankly won't be able to break that habit.

@the_holloway Hour 45 to go

What time is the trade deadline over?

@BearsNationCHI @AdamSchefter Can he double as #3 WR?

BREAKING: 🚨 #Bears hire Antwaan Randle El as their new assistant head coach and WR coach Per @AdamSchefter #BearsNation

See? Not even @nytimes can find it!

@FR0STECH @geoguessr Texas toast meta > Texas road meta

became the first person to hit silver rank on @geoguessr using a toaster

@GamewithDave GTA: San Andreas

Play a single video game for a year 12 hours a day to get $10M. What game are you playing?

Sources: #Browns QB Deshaun Watson ruptured his Achilles again, further testing showed, and he had another surgery on Thursday to repair it. Less than 3 months after the original tear, it happened again. Watson faces a longer road back, and now he could miss all of 2025.

@ChicagoBears Welcome, coach!

We have completed an interview with head coach candidate Drew Petzing.

@BearsNoContext @ChicagoBears @packers @jjowens_3 Has he learned nothing from his wife?!

This is for a pasta salad recipe. WTF am I doing for 8 hours in order to prepare a goddamn pasta salad?!

@_MissNomer The same guilt I feel when I have to answer to my dentist whether I floss every day. The true answer is I floss every day... before I visit the dentist.

@RocksteadyRicky Doc: how many drinks per week? Me: are we rounding?

If Cookie Crisp counts as breakfast, these oatmeal raisin chocolate chip cookies definitely count as dinner...

@RocksteadyRicky Only during the holidays?

@_MissNomer Beer is full of calories. During the holidays, it's half of my caloric intake. 10/10 would recommend.

@RocksteadyRicky Haha, that's what I did all last week (not the prune juice), hence trying anything I can to get some calories, protein, fat

@_MissNomer Hell* damn autocorrect. OK now we're even!

@_MissNomer Well you'd eat more cookies if they had the better dried fruit, just sayin. Or if you really like shitty fruits, there's always prune juice. He'll I'd lose calories due to the vomiting.

@_MissNomer I two feel that pain!

@RocksteadyRicky *you're, dammit, YOU'RE

@_MissNomer Dried cranberries or GTFO 🤣

@RocksteadyRicky Well, if that's what your into!

My adopted dog's first experience with me watching football during the fantasy playoffs

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