Rocky Smeriglio

Joey: Mr B what are Saturday's for? Mr. B: Detentions

A Sub Above My Ass. Found pieces of glass in my @jerseymikes sandwich and was given 5 free sub coupons as compensation?

@dillondanis L x

@barstoolsports Dawgs house

The Protestor That Bobby Wagner Tackled To Hell During Monday Night Football Has Filed A Police Report For "Brutal Assault" barstoolsports.com/blog/3437020/t…

Refrigerator looks good. @nooners

The woman who made out with Sam Darnold this weekend has come forward @katebarstool

From Tide pods to air pods... (via IG/ethan___cochran) twitter.com/5thYear/status…

Wake Up With The Most Beautiful Skyline In The World

Judas when Jesus came strutting back into town three days later twitter.com/NBAonTNT/statu…

This documentary is going to overtake Brian’s Song for the greatest guy cry movie of all time for Chicago dudes twitter.com/stadium/status…

Only I could mess up going to a girl’s house to ask her to prom @hannahhmaslukk

Nobody: Purdue fans:

This is so god damn awesome. Conor McGregor rode the plumber's float in Chicago today, not forgetting his roots. Conor was a plumber in Ireland just six or seven years ago, living off welfare. Now he's sitting atop a whiskey empire.

“I DONT FEEL NO PAIN” @kfcradio

A Message from Alex Trebek:

Chicago summers > everything

@NikoWeder @Coach19Bell @BrianKrier11 @CoachMaloney14 @Coachragone @WederCindy Me and @patrickchurak taught u everything

Excited to announce that I have decided to continue my academic and athletic career at Augustana College!! @Coach19Bell @BrianKrier11 @CoachMaloney14 @Coachragone @WederCindy

MID 9 | KKKKKmet!! Cole Kmet sets a career high with five strikeouts in relief over 3.1 innings!! Irish looking to rally in the bottom of ninth! #GoIrish #PassTheShillelagh 📊 bit.ly/2T8WjvG EMU 4, ND 1

You ever realize we’re on one planet out of 100 billion other planets in our galaxy, with ZILLIONS of more galaxies out there with who knows how many more planets 😦