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@Adrian_realestt Bro preach 😂

Before you decide to marry just know women eat. You'll be buying a weird amount of food and tissue paper bro.

@RealNate08 12k rent doesn't always mean it's 12k, add 5k (electricity, water + WiFi) to it and you're at 17k. Anyway, things appear easy on paper but reality is different. 7k car loan (hii Kenya) took me out

If my salary is 100k this is how I would spend it. Save - 40,000 Rent - 12,000 Food - 10,000 Fare (fuel) - 7,000 Parents - 10,000 Wife - 7,000 Car loan - 7,000 Miscellaneous - 2,000 Entertainment - 5,000 In one year I would have saved 40,000X12 = 480,000 enough to buy land.

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@LfcNuel Slot won PL last season, what has Arteta done to justify the spending? LFC have won majors we can't say the same to Arsenal FC. Even if LFC or City went out and spent double figures of 800£ million + they have they have trophies they can brag about.

🚨 Mikel Arteta on the criticism over Arsenal 'bottling' two trophies this season despite spending $335 million in the summer: “I hear the noise, and I see the agendas. People want to talk about our $335 million spend because it fits their narrative that Arsenal is failing. Yes, going out of the FA Cup to Southampton is unacceptable, and losing two trophies hurts this group deeply. But the hypocrisy in the media is unbelievable. Arne Slot spent £446 million at Liverpool in the exact same transfer window, but nobody is calling them bottlers or questioning his project. We are judged by a completely different standard in this country. Let them keep talking about the cups we didn't win. We are going to channel this anger, put our heads down, and focus on the Premier League and the Champions League. The season is far from over.”

Platforms that Kenyans can use to access offshore stocks and ETFs 1. Interactive Brokers 2. Hisa 3. Ndovu 4. Scope Markets 5. HF Markets Which one do you use and why?

@scrapytweets -3

Rate his performance out of 10

@PoojaMedia This dude is in poor form and he's also captain FFS.

@ArsenalN7 He's been pathetic

Thoughts on Bukayo Saka today? 🤔

@AFTVMedia We're cooked

Goal. City again.

Miringa, a Kenyan boy creating a ‘People’s IEBC’ to prevent any form of rigging, has come up with a way for Kenyans to beat the government at its own game if it tries to switch off the internet!

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@AFTVMedia I think we're over ambitious, we don't have the balls to grab the title yet. Eze was hiding, Odegaard misplacing passes, Noni should have stayed on. We lack creativity. Some players are mediocres at this point.

The points are shared. Thoughts on the game today? 🤔

@Tripple____M The dude was always in hiding the whole time

Thoughts on Eze in the first half?

NSSF has announced officially that payroll contributions will increase from this month of February 2026. The calculations we have done include PAYE, Housing Levy, SHIF, and the new NSSF deductions: — Sh50,000 → Sh39,270 — Sh100,000 → Sh70,660 — Sh200,000 → Sh137,300 — Sh350,000 → Sh237,000 — Sh500,000 → Sh335,500 — Sh800,000 → Sh525,700 — Sh1 million→ Sh647,500

You can rob Kenyans of their taxes, threaten them, imprison them, kill them, and masquerade as a leader but one day, you will also perish.

Mnaibiwa 11B SHA then unatolewa PAYE ya 700 unaanza kuimba Two Term kama mwendawazimu.

@KijanayaKabras When you spend the rest of 60% you pay 16% VAT so do the maths.

SINGAPOOR is becoming real! KENYANS! Tuko pabaya kuliko jana! RUTO WANTS TO FINISH US!! The hard reality of a Kenyan Worker from February 2026 1. PAYE - 30% 2. SHIF - 2.75% 3. H/Levy - 1.5% 4. NSSF - 6% Total = 40.25% THEREFORE, the total tax on payslip is equivalent to 12 days out of 30days in a month. This means that for nearly 5 MONTHS your entire salary goes to the government. If this is true, RUTO MUST GO NOW!!!

@TheArsenalMind He should resign.

If you could speak to Arteta for 10 seconds, what is your ONE advice?