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@MelissaLMRogers He is so out of touch with reality. Sitting in his ivory tower. He has NO IDEA. All the liberals do is TALK TALK TALK TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX

CARNEY believes that affordability in Canada is the BEST it’s been in over a decade. WHAT 😆 How do these people get up everyday and lie to Canadians

@domdyer70 Wow , what happens for the other 364 days.

Well done Spain

@penottawa In Canada high schools teach French in English speaking provinces , but in Quebec they aren’t teaching English. In Quebec they have language police . Sounds fair doesn’t it ..

I guess people don’t understand that the co pilot was Antoine Forest from Québec. Sympathy should have been respectfully adressed in his language. #cdnpoli

@wholemars Viva el communistaaaa

Good idea. People don’t realize that every dollar the government spends comes out of citizens paychecks. If you’re taking money from people and wasting it on things that don’t make them better off, that can be very harmful.

@Fromehtozed @joshryanjames @Harry__Faulkner That is true .

@Rod10747719 @joshryanjames @Harry__Faulkner French is Canada’s official second language.

PM Mark Carney on Air Canada CEO Michael Rousseau delivering a video address only in English: "I'm very disappointed, as others are, rightly so, in this unilingual message of the CEO...lack of judgement and a lack of compassion."

@joshryanjames @Harry__Faulkner I don’t see anything wrong with that statement, and since when should the representative of the king (an English man) in Canada speak the language of France.

@Harry__Faulkner Here is the Governor General of Canada's condolence message, in english only. She was appointed by the Liberals and speaks not a lick of French. Is this "lack of compassion?" Of course not.

@alanfryermedia TALK TALK TALK TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX LIE LIE LIE

Seems to me this is affirmation that you don’t have to actually produce results in order to produce good polling numbers. You just have to say the right things to the right groups to convince them that only you can slay the devil.

@TheeBuckCanuck @Mattpetti32 I guess you love all the TALK TALK TALK TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX

@Mattpetti32 Carney wasn't 'behind Trudeau’s shit decisions' he left the Bank of Canada in 2013 and ran the Bank of England while Trudeau governed. Your entire meltdown starts with a lie. Meth is a hell of a drug 😂

Dear dumb fuck Liberals, By voting Liberal and making the guy who was behind all of Trudeau’s shit decisions Prime Minister just cost your children and you future grand children their future and their freedom and erased the possibility of them ever owning a home but you were dumb enough to fall for a deliberate fear campaign based on Anti US rhetoric and irrational Trump hate and now we are the lowest ranking country in the entire G7 and are saddled with crushing debt of well over $1T with a population of 42M. Good job you absolute halfwits.

@gnoble79 And how did the rest of the auto industry go , EVEN WORSE. 🤡

Tesla is a $1.3 trillion company that sold fewer cars this year than last year. And fewer last year than the year before. That should tell you everything you need to know. 2 consecutive years of declining deliveries. Down 9% in 2025 to 1.63 million vehicles. The steepest annual drop in the company's history. And 2026 is starting even worse - US sales down 17% in January, Europe down 44% across major markets. France down 42%. Netherlands down 67%. Norway down 88%. BYD passed them as the global EV leader. In the UK, BYD outsold Tesla 2 to 1 last month. The brand is in FREEFALL. Brand Finance measured a 36% collapse in Tesla's brand value last year - down to $27.6 billion, less than half its 2023 peak. In California, their most important US market, share dropped from 11.6% to 9.9%. And the stock trades at 365 times trailing earnings. Let me say that differently: Tesla earned $3.8 billion last year. The market is valuing those earnings at $1.3 trillion. You are paying $365 for every dollar this company earns. The bull case has completely abandoned the car business. It's all robotaxis and Optimus robots now. They discontinued the Model S and Model X. They told investors on the last earnings call to stop focusing on vehicle deliveries and start thinking about "transportation as a service." So in other words: please ignore the business we actually have and value us on the business we MIGHT have someday. Trust me, every time management tells you to look over there instead of over here... LOOK OVER HERE. The car business is deteriorating. Margins are compressing. Competition from BYD, Volkswagen, and a dozen Chinese manufacturers is intensifying quarter by quarter. The $7,500 federal EV tax credit is gone, which effectively raised the price of every Tesla overnight. And instead of addressing any of that, they're doubling capex to $20 billion this year - almost entirely directed at AI and autonomous driving infrastructure. So you have a company with shrinking revenue, shrinking deliveries, a damaged brand, and intensifying competition pouring $20 billion into a technology that hasn't been proven at commercial scale. On 365 times earnings. Even if you give them the most generous robotaxi assumptions imaginable (full regulatory approval, nationwide deployment, dominant market share) you still can't justify this valuation. The present value of that optionality doesn't come close to $1.3 trillion when the core business is going backwards. I think this stock goes down 90% from here. Not because Tesla is worthless. They'll sell cars. The energy storage business has potential. But the equity is priced for a future that isn't coming on the timeline the market expects. A $37 stock. That's where the math takes you when you strip out the narrative and price what actually exists. I know that sounds extreme. But 45 years of doing this has taught me something: When you can see the seams on the fastball, you SWING. I can see the seams.

@kim_gaetz I suppose you like all the liberal TALK TALK TALK TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX

Pierre is lying his ass off in the HOC like a complete dick He said " Canada Strong & Elbows up are useless slogans He said PM carney can't get tariffs lifted, tell me what country got tariffs removed ? I literally can't stand listening to Pierre & his hateful misinformation !

@MbarkCherguia I’m guessing they haven’t invented the spoon yet.

Can someone please explain the whole eating with your hands thing? Why not use utensils? 🤔🍴

@frontlinekit Does Ukraine have 936 more pilots ??????

The sun has risen over Lviv, Ukraine. We were spared last night from missiles and drones. Not because russia didn't launch them, but because YOUR F-16's shot everything down. THANK YOU TO: The Dutch 🇳🇱 The Danish 🇩🇰 The Norwegians 🇳🇴 The 🇺🇸 US has 936, but 0 were given to 🇺🇦.

@TiffanyxFong How many rapes end in murder?

look at this retard

@DerrickEvans4WV Seize all their assets the house the car everything.

🚨 BREAKING: A mother of seven from Somalia has been sentenced to prison for operating a fraudulent NDIS daycare scheme that took about $800k in taxpayer funds. Her partner was also jailed for his role in the fraud.

@MarcNixon24 All TALK TALK TALK TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX

Melanie Joly says it’s great that all parties are working together for the USMCA renegotiation. That’s how we have a strong, prosperous country This is proof they have zero idea what they’re doing and they’re scrambling now

@AntiLeftMemes Well he is a dreamer.

Gavin Newsom said he had dream that he was born to save America. What is your response?

@Mr_Husky1 What does he bring to the table? If he can match the same amount of money , then sure . If not then don’t do it , but after being married he will get half anyway.

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@BLackgold_5 QANTAS , safest airline in the world .

Five widebody giants lined up side by side If you could board one right now… which one are you choosing?

@Haribon @SatireSquadHQ They don’t work for the good of the people they work for themselves.

@SatireSquadHQ You missed a more important aspect of the joke All MPs will receive a pay raise starting April Fools Day!

Mark Carney’s Liberals Have an April Fools’ Joke Ready. The Problem? It’s Not a Joke. A rebate in one hand. Higher costs in the other. April 1, industrial carbon pricing rises again from 95 to 110 per ton —driving up the cost to produce, transport, and grow everything in Canada. That cost doesn’t disappear. It gets passed on. They call it relief. But you can’t offset policies that make everything more expensive. Canadians get a cheque today… and quietly pay it back and more over time. That’s the joke. Pretty sure Canadians paying attention won’t find it funny?

@SatireSquadHQ All they do is TALK TALK TALK TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX