Rojo

@karmanahora Right hip rotation and using the counterbalance to set up the stretch on the left arm, this nigga is dangerous

@Itswambu1 You deciding to be hoe because of my actions is a win win for the brotherhood

Akiongeza bibi naongeza bwana

Hello MR. We haven’t received our other 50mil yet

@MoSalah @matetatar21 Bro got hacked and he’s suddenly writing poems 😭

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that. Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it. Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games. Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on. As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

@the_marcoliboy @Callist29317640 The bitches in white are never touching that ball with Xavi and Iniesta as opponents 🤣🤣

Who wins in a 5 a side match?

@Neduszn8 Di maria Herrera Zlatan You got more jokes?

Without mentioning DAVID BECKHAM and EDINSON CAVANI Guess a player that has played for both Manchester United and PSG LEVEL: VERY DIFFICULT 🤯

@instruvoice_ The first thing a woman who likes/loves you is going to want is to sleep with you. No this celibacy nonsense before marriage. You deserved it and never try to patronize your girlfriends again. Now go cry a bit in your mama house, hit that gym and start looking for some money my g

I was deceived for 4 years 💔 She said she never loved me from the beginning and she wasn’t attracted 😪 SHE CHEATED!!! I know love will definitely find me. I refuse to be damaged ❤️

@Krepublics2_ I’m sure it isn’t bigger than Kenya but imagine how many snakes and their sizes are there

Amazon Rainforest is bigger than the whole Kenya .. crazy, if you somehow find yourself lost here consider yourself dead.

imagine if twitter had a "nah somebody already tweeted that.…. try again" feature😭😭

@Dexerto Solo camping? With his dad close by? What's this, tom and jerry

The son of retired YouTuber Outdoor Boys has completed his first solo camping trip in Alaska Outdoor Tom built his own shelter, started his own fire, and his dad camped nearby to make sure he was okay

@Czooba @iangichuki12 United would have made it with the first 3. Glasner I have doubts

Quick question guys - Julian Nagelsmann - Xavi - Andoni Iraola - Oliver Glasner If Man United had employed any of these managers instead of Michael Carrick after sacking Ruben Amorim Do you think we would have finished top 4 in the PL securing UCL football?

@z4ckfr They say love and death are two things you don’t chase. They find you

stop being so desperate to be in love and just live

@layxsnv Any other answer besides C is just utter woke nonsense

Okay, where are the English scholars, which one?

@UnderCartel1 Fuck Dortmund and all its junior clubs Sigma Olomouc and all its junior clubs

Every gambler has that one team they hate so much and they’d never add it to their ticket What’s yours?

@BridgetUrenna He dodged a bullet. I’m so happy for that guy no wasting his time on a hungry goat who didn’t like him anyway

I went on a date with this guy and on the way home he kept insisting on dropping me off at my house. I refused because hey, this was our first date. So I asked him to stop somewhere close instead. As I was about leaving, he came down, asked for a hug, then whispered in my ear with a smirk: ‘Dinner filled me up but honestly… it’s you I want to eat next time.’ I entered my house, sat on my bed for 5 minutes in complete silence… then blocked him immediately.

@nai_just_living @polo_kimanii Is that my brother you're threatening with a headbutt. You dey craze abi

@polo_kimanii if i headbutt you, be like your daddy dey craze

today is lowkenuinely my rebellion anniversary. two years ago today, my dad told me to go back to where i was coming from, and for the first time, i was too tired to beg. too tired to have people beg on my behalf. i had had enough. so i took my bag and left 😭😭

@ferupity @k_fredrick_04 Just so you know, the avarage Argentine would pull a bullet on your skull for calling them a nigga btw

Them niggas sacrificed everything for that World Cup

@zeusofgreek Bet he has same ancestors as Morata. Tour all the big European cities while being avarage

his ancestors are working overtime for him

@AmbrosMr_ Apparently you think she’ll be different with you. Hit and go my brother

Huyu ameachwa juu alinipost na Caption ya “Happy birthday dear❤️” jana.☠️💔

🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United have STEPPED UP their interest in Éderson and Mateus Fernandes. #MUFC [@SkySportsNews]

@Moon_AGD @DrZebra1 Marcus Rashford himself literally woke up and said on live tv he wants a new challenge. Tf yall on about

Grown men sat in a board room and decided Marcus Rashford wasn’t worth being part of Man United’s squad over Mason Mount