Rodrigo (Taylor's Version)

@OM_Officiel @grok Qui est le plus grand club de France ? Qui possède les meilleurs palmarès de France ? Quelle équipe de football est le roi de France ?

@vinny_avfc @Soccer_Pharaoh 😂😂😂 Give us back our reporter! (The memes have been incredible)

@Rod_Orvananos @Soccer_Pharaoh We’ll clap you in your own backyard so much a narco war will erupt

4 teams from 4 different Continents - this for me is a quintessential WORLD CUP group (and sneaky candidate for Group of Death)

@ChaseD_Vonn @SLXYER22 @Soccer_Pharaoh JAJAJAJA Piojo really did just go there to chill. I'm so sorry man, you'll be missed for sure

@Rod_Orvananos @SLXYER22 @Soccer_Pharaoh We needed the win no matter what, Honduras was the only one that had it mathematically possible to go through with a draw. We just had Piojo Herrera so it also looked like we weren’t trying 😭😭

Now that 2026 qualifiers are officially done, I nominate Denmark🇩🇰 Honduras 🇭🇳 Venezuela 🇻🇪 andJamaica 🇯🇲 as the biggest bottlejobs of the cycle who had qualification right in their hands, but squandered it. Missing anyone?

@ChaseD_Vonn @SLXYER22 @Soccer_Pharaoh I saw the game, you both were hoping results elsewhere would get you through. It was an embarrassment of football. I say this as someone who wanted BOTH of you in the world cup

@SLXYER22 @Rod_Orvananos @Soccer_Pharaoh You’re not cursed, your coach was dumb. Why were you sitting back against us and not doing anything for 87 MINUTES when that gave you no guarantee to qualify? 😭 All you did was take us down with you

@cw_131007 @PeselliMark @CuriousTsonga @Soccer_Pharaoh

@PeselliMark @CuriousTsonga @Soccer_Pharaoh I could believe this.

@vinny_avfc @Soccer_Pharaoh To the stadium. We're clapping you

@Soccer_Pharaoh We’ll come out alive and well

@AlexiLalas I'm listening to your pod as we speak and I was thinking about it when you mentioned this. Coaches have 5 substitutes now. Would it be crazy if they start trying one substitution after the "first quarter"?

Yes, with mandatory mid-half hydration breaks (ad breaks) for all games being implemented this World Cup, soccer is now a game of 4 quarters. We will even call them quarters this summer. These stoppages provide a new opportunity for coaches to convey information. Adapt or die.

@MaxBretosSports Um, Mexico did that

I know nobody does it & I understand clubs would be up in arms if you did, but what would have been great this #USMNT 🇺🇸window is one game viewed as a WC dress rehearsal. Your best 11 with a realistic sub pattern of 3/4 guys. You had close to a desired first team there.

@WilsdorfAndreas @AshtonGgmu I've been playing create your club career mode. I'm hooked tbh. I think it'd be cool if you could add advertisers to your jerseys and have them pay different amounts depending on your club's level. They could be fake brands. It adds immersion and you don't f with legal

Would be interested which features you don't like in current Career Mode and which ones you found better in 17. The reason being is that a lot of the additions we did in the last 2 years like Manager Market, Life Start Points, playable youth, Unexpected Events or Deeper Simulation came from community feedback.

Seen like 7 of this guy’s tweets defending EA and the recent games over the last few days… Is he being paid by EA to support this year’s calamitous mess of a game? Because FIFA 17 career mode was so much better. The two are almost incomparable, it’s that much better. #FC26

@gldalonso1 @AstroAventura Fue atropellado tras caerse de una ventana al resultar incapacitado por un envenenamiento repentino y claramente accidental. Fusilaron a los que atendieron el funeral

@AstroAventura Qué habrá pasado con ese técnico 🤔

💥🚀¡El accidente espacial más estrambótico de la historia! 🇷🇺Un Proton M ruso se dio la vuelta en el aire y se dirigió a toda velocidad contra el suelo. 🛠La causa: un técnico encajó a martillazos, en sentido contrario, un sensor

@traso94 @EmmanuelLo34215 Quien vergas te esta hablando entonces

@EmmanuelLo34215 Los que joden son ustedes que no pueden estar dos segundos sin llamar la atención 🤷🏼‍♂️

De verdad que son infumables hermano, en serio

-Papá, Por que me llamo Fecha FIFA Marzo 2026? -Yo:

Llevo desde las 2 de la tarde viendo futbol y aún me queda un Bolivia - Irak Estoy así :

Yo cuando me pregunten que hago viendo un Congo Democrático-Jamaica un martes a las 3 de la tarde:

@MOTweets1919 Sure

For vibes? One of the most fun groups at the tournament. For quality? Surely one of the worst in decades???

@sambrazy College is more pagantry and its okay, its part of the magic. But in England and Europe its a religion, and not in the cute kind of way. I truly believe you have different kinds of atmosphere

My fucking University has triple the capacity and atmosphere as Stamford Bridge so it’s always funny seeing takes like this

“Ni se siente clima mundialista, será el peor mundial de la historia” Yo viendo como un país que tiene mas crímenes de guerra que años existiendo deja sin mundial OTRA VEZ a Italia:

@christinaperri Not a question, but a thank you. Your music helped me so much in the 2010s. I struggled with very negative thoughts and your music helped me not feel alone. Thank you so much

should i do an #askceeps ?! for old times sake ?!

@tixwilx1916 *Foto de perfil del america*

«Cuando Martinoli se pone serio es el mejor en lo suyo» es la mentira más repetida en el periodismo deportivo mexa desde la mamada de llamarle “institución” al drogadicto de José Ramón. Martinoli es un triste y vulgar apantalla pendejos, un imbécil sin un pizca de objetividad.