Rodent

I do commissions! Just dm me on discord (user is johnnyrodent) and we can talk prices!

#paleostream flocking sketches for tonight! Xiphodracon, Ectoconus, Morganucodon and Atlascystis!

Shit flinging contest (Theropithecus and Paranthropus) #paleoanthropology #paleoart

Best buds (Gladiator and Procerocebus) #paleoanthropology #paleoart

Gentle and kinda modern ape (Sivapithecus) #paleoanthropology #paleoart

International symposium of paleontologists has decided to ban the usage of the word “osteoderm”, making it an offense punishable by death. “Nobody in this fucking community knows how to use it and it pisses me off, you people don’t deserve anything” Source: @washingtonpost

fake peppino like a analog horror creature shit and the doise like a pre-2023 ai generated image #pizzatower

Shocking new species of crab, Karkacarcinus vantas, from the Alternia formation had “red blood”. The species was known to have been aggressive and commanding. Source: tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.10…

Allosaurus has reportedly been kidnapped. "The Morrison formation has been taken"

Research on the melanosomes of terror birds reveal they were bright red, and had an appetite for pigs. “You didn’t want to be in this bird’s space when it was angry, it’s temper was truly epic.” Source: royalsocietypublishing.org/rspb/article/2…

@joe_applebrook Seeing non dinosaur people shitpost with my favorite artists art (the painting is made by Wayne Barlowe, the guy who did concept art for Avatar)

counting or not counting carnivore violence

@wescillus The way they talk about culling animals as a way to instill human morals onto them is deranged, especially so since they think removing a shitton of male ducks wouldn’t cause the species to collapse

Kill them for....being animals? And not having human morals? Ok

New species of frog discovered in a cave, named Oculus supremus. The authors claim the rest of the specimen is “lost media”, and that the species was likely prey for the “Bulging Bulblax”. When asked what this meant, the authors replied “I don’t know, I’m only here for pikmin.”

Flying dinosaur Hatzegopteryx has been confirmed to appear in the next update for the hit indie game “Pizza Tower”. When asked why, McPig responded with “You’ll love my game.” Source: @PizzaTowergame

Netflix's The Dinosaurs x Fortnite has been confirmed to be coming soon. Hatzegopteryx and Yanbeilong rumored to be coming as skins. (Source: @HYPEX)

@spooktunez it genuinely makes me sick that they STILL think that they have a place in this community, even with the irreversible amount of damage theyve done

When they showed the bat WE ALL thought it was Triple T😭😭✌️✌️✌️

“Megacerops ralseii”, new fossil species of thunder beast from Wyoming discovered in a cave. “It was the prince of this dark world”, expert claims. Source:palaeo-electronica.org/content/2021/3…

Paleontologists have identified the Source: ResearchGate

@Stalmacc @gaming03292310 First few seconds being the same sample used in some halo 2 songs is a flashbang

Lystrosaurus design revealed for “Surviving Earth”. The creature will feature in a scene where they are hunted by the dinosaur Dimetrodon. Source: @NBCNews