Heart

I said I’d perform -a miracle- in front of an entire church last Sunday and I did. I went and checked out the largest mega church in the area. Pretty small actually, only about 500 people there. Got there just as the band set in. And I’ll tell you, they were pretty fucking good.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m an intermediary. I have not succumbed to faith. I go to church to recruit, not worship. I joined a local men’s Bible study not for advice, so I may teach. I demanded to, and I showed all the way up when they told me they’d kill me if I fucked with them.

I wouldn’t have it any other way. Hell is delicious. I’m the happiest man alive. I have real supervillains to fight!

Today, a Black pastor told me I had his permission to begin work to bring live events to a local community park he sits on the board for. The third seal is broke. My game store was ranked #1 in our county. We catch all types and prove diplomacy works best if you have fun.

I love you all.

I’m sorry this wasn’t shorter. Fixing what is broken, fighting for people’s unity, was always going to be a big idea. But now, that’s your job. Make what I’ve said shorter. Go look at who I hung out with here. Take care of them. They’re good people. They taught me so much.

I said I’d perform -a miracle- in front of an entire church last Sunday and I did. I went and checked out the largest mega church in the area. Pretty small actually, only about 500 people there. Got there just as the band set in. And I’ll tell you, they were pretty fucking good.