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🚨🎙Enzo Maresca on Enzo Fernández and Levi Colwill: "Levi is the best modern centre-back any coach could ask for. He represents everything the team needs, he starts attacks, pressing patterns, and defends excellently. He was a key reason we won the Club World Cup, and without him, Chelsea have struggled. Replacing him with someone of similar quality would be extremely difficult. Enzo Fernández controls the midfield, dictates play, and initiates the press. He also contributes goals, which makes him very rare. His presence was crucial to Caicedo’s form, and his absence showed how much the team relies on him. Chelsea have a strong squad. They just need to refine the project slightly, build on the foundation they already have and fill the remaining gaps in the team." (Fiction)

If Jesse Derry scores or assists against Nottingham Forest, we will call Bukayo Saka and Phil Foden to come outside.

📌📌Waiting to see Jesse Derry cook on the RW than Garnacho

Feeling like you're sinking in the pool can be scary, but in most cases, there's a simple & safe solution

Real Madrid has added Espanyol to their robbery archive. How the fvck is this not a red card ?

POV: I genuinely think everyone deep deep down knows Messi is the best ever but some pretend otherwise.

C'mon lads! What's your honest thoughts' on this Chelsea's first XI vs Forest in less than two hours. Are we witnessing football magic or chaos? 🤔 #CHENFO {@my_lineup}

"You left Arsenal and won", "You left Arsenal and won" Apart from running like a headless chicken and falling down like a drunkard ,what else is this fraud good at?

Bro ran from half the field before taking that shot🥶

🚨 Score a goal and keep a clean sheet + 3 points. Who say's no?! 🙂‍↔️

🚨 BlaqWit on why football players rarely pee during matches: “People always ask: how do these guys last 90 minutes without pissing? Simple. They sweat buckets — 2-4 litres a game. Most of the water they drink gets used for cooling and muscles, not the bladder. Adrenaline kicks in and completely shuts down the urge to pee. Body goes into fight mode — legs and heart first. Half-time is the real toilet break. They rush straight to the dressing room. Rare emergencies happen (shoutout Jason Puncheon running off the pitch), but most of the time the body just sweats it all out. - From Blaqwit Footy Tales

Do you know these tricks?

🚨🎙️Cristiano Ronaldo on Mohammed Salah Links to the Saudi pro league. 🗣️| Yeah, I will love to play with such an experienced and creative player. — he’s one of the the best competitors in Europe for the past few years, sure will love to play with him here.

🚨🎙 Mason Greenwood says Manchester United is the most cruel club ever: 🗣"Manchester United is the most cruel club in human history! No evidence, zero, zilch, but they kicked me out of the squad, banned me from breathing the same air as Carrington, and even after full reconciliation they still ghosted me like I had the plague. This club doesn't do second chances, they do public executions. Football's most heartless villains. One accusation and you're cancelled forever. Cruelty level, United." (Satire)

@chelshubMedia Chelsea won't sell

@RodinSimi The first target for Maresca will be Enzo Fernandez when he moves to Man City.

🚨🎙Enzo Maresca on Enzo Fernández and Levi Colwill: "Levi is the best modern centre-back any coach could ask for. He represents everything the team needs, he starts attacks, pressing patterns, and defends excellently. He was a key reason we won the Club World Cup, and without him, Chelsea have struggled. Replacing him with someone of similar quality would be extremely difficult. Enzo Fernández controls the midfield, dictates play, and initiates the press. He also contributes goals, which makes him very rare. His presence was crucial to Caicedo’s form, and his absence showed how much the team relies on him. Chelsea have a strong squad. They just need to refine the project slightly, build on the foundation they already have and fill the remaining gaps in the team." (Fiction)

@GOverload85653 You can also write using AI, you need a clear draft, human written, Ai doesn't know anything because if it did everyone would be using it

@RodinSimi All these morons using ai to write fake quotes lol

🔥‼️John Terry: Manchester United didn’t upgrade on Alejandro Garnacho: "Manchester United didn’t upgrade on Garnacho at all. Not one bit. When you look at the players they brought in during the summer like Cunha and Mbeumo, they’ve got almost the exact same goal contributions as Garnacho. Same output, same level. They were supposed to elevate the team, but instead they’re relying on long balls and free kicks just to get goals on the board. I’m telling you now, I am predicting a very serious struggle for Manchester United next season. A proper, painful struggle. They desperately need to recruit better. Players like Mbeumo don’t have any resale value. They’re declining with time. And Bruno Fernandes is getting old. I don’t think he’ll be playing at the same level next season. No upgrades, just more of the same... heading for trouble."

This will never get old😱

🚨 Wesley Fofana failed to keep a clean sheet since January, Tosin managed one in his last game. Who deserves a start today?

João Pedro opens the scoring, Enzo Fernández makes it 2–0, and Cole Palmer assists both goals against Nottingham Forest. Who’s getting our third goal, Chelsea fans? 💙

I feel sorry for Premier League clubs next season. How will they stop this monster

Cesc Fàbregas Exclusive Interview – The Telegraph (4 May 2026) On his 39th birthday, Cesc Fàbregas sat down with Matt Law at Como’s training base for a wide-ranging interview about his rapid rise as a coach. “The Premier League is the best league in the world,” Fàbregas said. “I’ve always been very clear about it. I felt it as a player, I feel it as a coach, as a fan.” On future ambitions and advice from José Mourinho: “Mourinho told me one day when I was at Chelsea, ‘I still have 30 years to work.’ So I could be here at Como for 10 years, and you can still go to the Premier League in 12 or 15 years.” He emphasised living in the moment: “Football is so unpredictable, it changes in one second. One day you are the best, the day after you are the worst. So let’s enjoy the moment. It’s beautiful what we are living here. Let’s see what the future holds.” At Como, Fàbregas enjoys full control: “I take all the football decisions. The sporting director is day-to-day with me and we see football the same way. I’m so happy and lucky that we have a president who trusts me a lot and has given me the confidence to take all the football decisions. That, for me, is really important.” From Serie B promotion to challenging for Europe, the former Arsenal, Barcelona and Chelsea star is building something special while keeping the door open for a Premier League return one day