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It's really hard to convince Africans that it's actually a wedding.

A tweet by Fabrizio Romano confirming that Lionel Messi has a minor injury and is ready to play in the World Cup would break the internet.

@Emmanuel__zw @CrimeWatchZW @CastleLagerPSL @Fanzonezw Men used to go to war bro. 😂

@RodneyMagodi @CrimeWatchZW @CastleLagerPSL @Fanzonezw 😂😂haa ko ukafa

WATCH | Video of Hardrock FC fans storming the pitch and attacking Dynamos FC supporters at Chahwanda Stadium, resulting in the abandonment of the @CastleLagerPSL match. 🎥 @Fanzonezw

@hatiperi_wacho True. But inconsistency almost guarantees failure

Consistency doesn’t guarantee success 👍🏽

@oneal_k_ Bro, even in the next 10 years, I won’t be pushing 40. 😂😂

Rest in Peace Linda is enough zvekuzotiratidza screenshot yepamakapedzisira kutaura ratova drama🤞🏾you guys are pushing 40 zvimwe zvinhu regai

@Emmanuel__zw @CrimeWatchZW @CastleLagerPSL @Fanzonezw 😂😂

@CrimeWatchZW @CastleLagerPSL @Fanzonezw inga pakashata, this is one of the reasons l don't like going out

@six_papi All the best!

@RodneyMagodi Yes but I need to fix a few things

The second coming of Jesus!

Others do, but not me.

@SpecialZw 😂😂

@RodneyMagodi 😂😂who are you shaving for is diabolical

She is dating Soldier Boy😂😂😂

The pressure on young men to “have it all figured out’’ by 25 is honestly unrealistic.

@TendiSibbs @Shadaya_Knight @takue_xyz I’m still a virgin, bro.

@RodneyMagodi @Shadaya_Knight @takue_xyz Who are you currently having sex with?

For something that is entirely optional, dating stresses you guys way too much

@TendiSibbs @Shadaya_Knight @takue_xyz Interesting, I didn’t know sex is a dating benefit.

@Shadaya_Knight @takue_xyz If we take sex out of dating benefits, a lot of people wouldn't date.

@Shadaya_Knight It’s easy to say that until you actually care about someone.

The deepest pain is realising you can never visit certain moments again, no matter how badly you miss them.

@FabrizioRomano @Faisalussemwang I think it’s Jose who is supposed to be worried about Hansi Flick.

🚨 Hansi Flick when asked if he’s ready to face Mourinho: “Of course. He's a coach like everyone else”.