Rodney “Hot Rod” Pallet

Really shouldn’t be posting this. But I had to silence some of the doubters. This is just ONE of the MANY highlight reel knockouts I pulled off when I was fighting on the underground circuit.

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money: Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats. Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200). Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one). Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5. Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right? Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

@tvBartonek One a one off Netflix bullshit special it’s top tier and WE are all gonna watch and enjoy it.

@SDAWGSMMATALK Arlovski by murder

WHAT A FOOOOKIN CARD!!!!! #netflix #MVP

@UltimateFighter @ufc @Mickmaynard2 @paramountplus Yes, Women’s Straweight will revive TUF… They need a bunch of young lunatic knockout artists. I do not care if they’re actually good or not. Highlights will be made.

COMING TO YOU THIS SUMMER 🫵 UFC matchmaker @MickMaynard2 announces that women's strawweight & men's bantamweight will be the two divisions this year! [ Applications are LIVE in bio | Watch #TUF34 on @ParamountPlus ]

@LukeMillerSOTS @YahooSports @OvernghtMedia @ScrippsSports @af1football They still have Vice Tv right?

#IFL: Announces partnerships with @YahooSports Network & @OvernghtMedia 🔥 #NAL: Announces NAL Network & partnership with @ScrippsSports Network 🔥 #AF1: Here’s another episode of Firebirds Weekly! 😭

ILLINOIS STATE WITH LESS THAN 2 SEC LEFT 😱 The Redbirds advance to their first NIT quarterfinal in 30 years 🔥

@NITMBB @DaytonMBB Winner of NIT needs to claim a national title. Cause why not?

Road warriors! @DaytonMBB is moving on to the Quarterfinals for the first time since 2010!

@vhslore I’m in

who would be interested in joining a UFL fantasy league???

@coflfootball Seahawks legend

The Arrows have a QB on the board! Welcome to the CoFL Kory!

@kendallbaker @coflfootball @intlarenaleague Check em out

If I were launching a new sports league (or expanding a current one), this is the only time of year I’d consider. The rest of the calendar is just too crowded.

Drilled the pole!!! Touchdown!!! @YahooSports @IndoorFL

With both careers done now I think it’s safe to say.

Production value for the @IndoorFL on @YahooSports is great. Green Bay has a packed house. Great for the sport.

Miami Oh hate is crazy after they already won a tournament game Reminds me of when people said Max Duggan’s TCU “didn’t belong” after they made it to the natty. Both are shit takes

That should not be a flagrant the Virginia guy pushed him and he had nothing left but to come down on his head

Virginia player hits Wright State guy in the nuts…. Causing wright state guy to land on Virginia kid head. UVA gets bailed out with a flagrant. Bogus call.

SANTA CLARA AND KENTUCKY. WHAT IN THE WORLD JUST HAPPENED IN 10 SECONDS. ACTUAL DEFINITION OF MADNESS.

“Tuna has mercury and can kill you” Just another Jewish hoax to make western men weak. If you not taking down at least 2 cans on the daily hand over your man card. -Hot Rod🔥

RIP Siena, start of game - missed dunk

Refs protecting Boozer Kids not made of bubble wrap