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Norma Shearer in Lady Of the Night (1925)

Through the night I'll be a star to guide you is so them, like that's actually sickening

Through the night, I'll be a star to guide you, shining bright, the clouds may come and hide you! Through the years, till love is gone and time first disappeared, I'll come to you, smiling through the years!!!

Folk music really is the greatest thing ever

Two girls in the army's too many for me!

Black is the color of my true loves hair, his face is something wondrous fair, the purest eyes, and the strongest hands, I love the ground on where he stands!

Ye old barbry Allen.

Yea but 'twas in the merry month of May, when all the green buds were a-swelling, and a young man on his death bed was lowkey laying, for love of Barbara Allen

@Simbbu_art Leading with "btw I just found out I have a fart fetish" is probably the funniest thing on earth

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Darling, why stop to cling to some fading thing that used to be? If you can't forget, don't you worry bout meeeeee

Migraine time

@nutmegger740 I play on bedrock so after my 17th time being killed by a skeleton I usually call it quits

@RoesLuger Me too, I've never even made it to the End at all in survival by myself. I play very simply.

Silverfish fell onto my bed and instead of screaming and running away I flung it across the room. Out of sight out of mind. #adulting

@nutmegger740 I've been playing Minecraft for a decade and I've never beaten the ender dragon

@RoesLuger Minecraft refrance

Life hack for all hypochondriacs, if you just attribute everything to something you know you have, you never have to consider that something greater is plaguing you

10/10 the answer will be yes because endometriosis is just the evil fuck you die disease that can do anything, from giving you cancer to infertility, no feat is too great

Whenever something happens I just attribute it to endo, I just google "can endometriosis cause blah blah" and if google says yes idgaf anymore, I'm unbothered, it's not real if I ignore it

Random very small amount of spotting and I've been having bad pains on my side and nausea, it's either an ovarian cyst or my body just hates me and is throwing every possible ailment at me

The best part of being a woman is randomly bleeding and having to figure out if you're peeing blood or just spotting

I forgot mitten was laying behind me and I look back and she has her paw on the headboard of my bed and she's just staring at the wall purring

@nutmegger740 You are sheltering enemies of daddy under your thigh highs, are you not?

@RoesLuger jew

taking edate applications just follow my rules