RogerDuplease

@Santos4Congress @trixiemattel

@trixiemattel Clearly you know all about weak acting skills @trixiemattel ⬇️⬇️⬇️

I have now been enshrined in late night TV history with all these impersonations, but they are all TERRIBLE so far. Jon Lovitz is supposed to be one of the greatest comedians of all time and that was embarrassing— for him not me! These comedians need to step their game up.

@thequeenpri To determine this, I’d need to know who you would have played for Snatch Game(Summit)?! 😬😬😬

if i did canada vs the world, who would have sent me home?

@farrahrized @ScarletEnvyNYC It is way to hot for you to be wearing that much face!! 🥵🥵🥵

Horse girls confirmed @ScarletEnvyNYC

@ewarren When do we start referring to them as oligarchs?

One billionaire—whose estimated net worth has gotten about 10 times larger since the start of the pandemic—is about to have the power to decide how millions of people can communicate with each other. It’s dangerous for our democracy to have so much power in so few hands.

@KameronMichaels The doors you will open. 👏🏽👏🏽

I think it’s really important to let you know that I’ve come to terms with my sexuality. So I’m coming out 🙌🏼 I am….a slut. God that feels so much better.

@StevenDehler Just take the money and say that’s what you charge for 30 seconds of your time. 🤷🏽‍♂️

This thirsty chick just told me she’d fuck the gay outta me and then asked how big i am hard and then asked me how much she could pay me. It’s never cute when gays do that to straight men and it’s the same when girls do it to gay men. Boundaries! Lol 😂 💀

@RealWajiMofor @JimMcDermott11 @RBReich @TIME Failure or not. he still got one...genius! 😂 The irony of u telling me that a billionaire is a “big failure” ..ohh.. OKAY! The argument isn’t if he pays his employees a decent wage or not. Not many companies do. Point that frustration at someone else. I’m on ur side silly goose

@RogerDuplease @JimMcDermott11 @RBReich @TIME The guy who owns Amazon’s space company is a big failure . He can’t even pay his employees a decent wage . Maybe you should whine about him instead genius

Elon Musk's @TIME debut is a good time to remind you that he illegally threatened to take away stock options if employees unionized, and has had 43 workers' rights violations filed against his company since 2010.

@JimMcDermott11 @RBReich @TIME Guy who made amazon..... also has his own space ship to travel to space... *robot voice* error in logic... error in logic!!

@RBReich @TIME The difference is anyone could build an Amazon, but SpaceX is a once in a century endeavor only possible with the planet's foremost engineer at the helm. He pushes hard, but is the primary force opening space to humanity. The Defense industry does even worse on those points.

You’re gonna loVee... (gasps) ...MAY!!!!!!!!

@KameronMichaels @thequeenpri @RuPaul 👀👀👀

@thequeenpri @RuPaul Cmon CAKE 🎂 werk

CAKE 🍰 is available worldwide! watch the full murder mystery music video here youtu.be/PXWzp4NJU4I download and stream here thequeenpriyanka.com and stay tuned for the EP drop this summer!

@xoSonique @RuPaulsDragRace Yyyaaasssss!!! She a WINNER BABY!

I guess the word is out, the bitch is back! @RuPaulsDragRace #AllStar6

@elonmusk #dogecoin this weekend like...

Guest starring …

@chrissyteigen #dogecoin #DogecoinToTheMoon #Dogecoinarmy

@Caitlyn_Jenner As a registered voter in California, and proud member of the LGBT+ community.... I will fully do everything in my power to make sure this never happens. You’ve already shown your ass when you backed Trump... then back peddled... no gurl... just... NO. FULL STOP!

I’m in! California is worth fighting for. Visit CaitlynJenner.com to follow or donate today. #RecallNewsom

HEAR, FUCKING HEAR!

@ShadyLawrence @RuPaul @dragraceukbbc Condragulations

I never thought I’d win at all, I just wanted to be on my favourite TV show - so for the crowning I wore a gown inspired by one of Zaldy’s looks for Ru!! You’ve all changed my life and I can’t thank you all or @RuPaul @dragraceukbbc enough for this platform!! 💜

@biminibabes Condragulations on a great season! You did AMAZING! You ALL made some great TV! ❤️

#TeamLawrence ALWAYS!

@awhoraofficial Fashion line. Document the journey through @WorldOfWonder. Like the Vegas review type show, with the outcome being the launch of your fashion line. Let’s see what you got. ❤️

@Patcp5 @KidCreole3 @atrupar @tedcruz Patricia.... Patricia.... sarcasm

Ted Cruz isn’t shitposting or trying to own libs on Twitter which strongly suggests something is up

@GreggSmithCO3 Oh look another old white dude running for office. 🥱🥱🥱🥱 I’m sure there’s a better option at this point. But sure, everyone blindly follow along and not ask questions... always works out for the minorities. 🙄