Roger Sterling

@KellanOlson Elbow to fucking naz reid’s throat, T Wolves fans are gonna bring the guillotine out

@curtislewisIII Run this shit back

@nsitto2 @MagooMVP Cavs media 100% made this on purpose

@PitcherListPLV Framber was so ass he didn’t even get a graphic lmao

Framber Valdez (DET) allowed seven earned runs (10 total) against the Red Sox, with three homers allowed and three strikeouts

@tigers you know what you have to do…

There needs to be a notification if someone who’s been to a banana ball game moves into your neighborhood

@MagooMVP Reverse jinx never fails

We are all witnesses

A zero calorie cheezit would change the world

dosunmu’s drug test tomorrow is going to go on for so long that he might miss game 5

@bonesy lebron missed playoff games in 2004, 2005, 2019, and 2022

In Wemby’s first playoff series he’s already missed more playoff games than LeBron did his entire career

@LakeShowYo Sengun is so fucking lucky

😭😭😭

Bump

@danorlovsky7 Simpson wasn’t picked ahead of Mendoza #retard

The work always wins.

@ShamsCharania Did shams get hacked?

The Bulls made clear that the organization wanted Donovan back after making sweeping changes to their front office, but Donovan held an option in his contract for next season and elected to step down after extensive meetings with team ownership in the last week, sources said. Donovan determined he wanted to give the team a clean break, provide the ability for the organization to undergo its front office search and allow the new top basketball executive to make the next coaching hire.

@ShamsCharania It’s the patellar ligament which isn’t a tendon. #bringbackwoj

Reporting for NBA Today on status updates on Houston star Kevin Durant's deep patellar tendon bruise and Minnesota star Anthony Edwards' runner's knee:

@AdamSchefter What are the patriots giving up in return for AJ Brown besides Mike Vrabel’s wedding ring?

The Eagles remain open to trading AJ Brown, the Patriots remain highly interested in acquiring the star receiver, and conversations are expected to resume shortly on or before June 1, likely culminating in a deal, per league sources. As one source said about the Patriots' pursuit of Brown, they'll “definitely be engaging then.” A trade to New England is now considered likely.

@barstoolsports Pat Fitzgerald was 1000% hazing those northwestern players

Michigan State Football is gonna be ready for any dizzy bat trick plays this season

@JonRothstein -Lane Kiffin

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain

Deni vs wemby calling this shit the Dreyfus affair