The Rogue Moose

@gregthesorcerer Do I count as the Rogue?

By age 25, your circle should consist of: -a Spellcaster -a Healer -a Tank -and a Rogue your network is your net worth

@enjoyer_liberty The average height being 5’9 has to be bullshit or these dudes are lying

Heights of the last 14 presidents: 47. Trump: 6’3” 46. Biden: 6’0” 45. Trump: 6’3” 44. Obama: 6’1” 43. W. Bush: 6’0” 42. Clinton: 6’2” 41. HW Bush: 6’2” 40. Reagan: 6’1” 39. Carter: 5’10” 38. Ford: 6’0” 37. Nixon: 6’0” 36. Johnson: 6’3” 35. Kennedy: 6’1” 34. Eisenhower: 5’11”

@Phil_HVAC @TexasAnCap For sure. But I’m tired of seeing T-Mobile Salesmen or IT guys driving trucks

@RogueMoosePod @TexasAnCap Don’t leave out construction/trades guys (trailers, loads). Unless you want the cab to be really dirty.

Unpopular Opinion: Trucks aren't worth it unless you regularly haul stuff in the bed.

@JoezMcfLy Makes the fall shorter

The ladder serves what purpose?

@ToonHive Top 5 all-time movie and game

20 years ago today, ‘Over The Hedge’ released in theaters.

@1ssve And more companies should adopt this

Amazon’s customer service strategy is basically
“here’s your refund, please don’t talk to us”

@Lunaz4Passion Mashed potatoes grow hair on your chest, I’m guessing the effect would be similar in other regions

why do hair grow on the butthole

@elfbunnyz An unclean soda

americans wtf is a dirty soda

@xnxhamster Shepherds

What do they call german shepherds in germany?

@Spill_Eviction Aesthetics

I’m not complaining but what was the strategic advantage of taking off her clothes lol

@MbarkCherguia When I was a kid, I wanted to go to Disney World or Disney Land at least once. But I do find it odd that people still have that obsession past 20.

Anyone else find it WEIRD when adults are OBSESSED with Disney??

@Enezator Don’t do this shit

For once, they started life one step ahead unlike in the documentaries. 🐢

@lecij_ Literally every day there are at least 50 kids at the park across from my house

I think yall are the ones who need to go outside because I see this everyday.

@leodey4uu Is Elon giving me money during that hour?

2BTC or 1hr with Elon musk?

@TristenPalori For the love of the game.

Can someone explain to me why people do cosmetic yard work for 4+ hours every weekend? Wait, so the 10 seconds you see it when you leave/enter your home makes it all worth it? I just can’t think of a worse way to spend my time.

@Ravenismeee $15 million? I’m going to look like that Dave Chapelle skit

One line of coke for $15M. Are you folding or standing on morals?

@leodey4uu Born for this

would you keep tweeting with 0 likes?

@LASHYBILLS 68-72. Anything higher is an oven

Let’s settle this debate once and for all: What’s the best temperature to keep your AC running 24/7?

@kit_sats Thank you for the motivation 🙌

Quit your job. Follow your dreams. Start that business. That's how i went from making $4,500 a month to $250 a month