Damon | Parody |

Hey, guys. Damon Salvatore here. I take every issue people have with me /very/ seriously. So, if you have one, please... Do me a favour? Just hit that blue button and take a hike.

@BloodiedCurse That could mean a great many things.

My thoughts nowadays.

@NocturnaLetalia I doubt it's me to convince you.

@RogueStud Mm…not convinced to do otherwise.

To go inside a coffin and never return to the living again. Will I find my peace then? Is rot and decay the only way?

@sempersuperstes Yes, ma'am...

@RogueStud "Then c'mere you.."

⠀ #SexySaturday ⠀

@sempersuperstes Then I see no problems.

@RogueStud Laughs. "Oh, I can promise you, it's none of that."

@sempersuperstes Because I couldn't fathom why it'd be a bad thing. Unless your breath is nasty, I guess. Or your lips made of cactus...

@RogueStud And how is it strange?

@sempersuperstes What a strange warning to give...

@RogueStud "Careful and I just might give you an actual kiss.."

Oh, unspeakably.

Think of all the dirty thoughts about you.

I'm not sure you'd really want that...

@NocturnaLetalia Correct...

@RogueStud One you don’t want to take up.

[I shoved my coffin shut hard after getting out.] I feel like death itself! Do not speak to me unless you’re prepared to be buried with the consequences.

...Oh, that's bad. That is /real/ bad.

@deathgifted Being so glum whilst looking so pretty, must be a crime.

@sempersuperstes Yee and haw.

Save a horse...

@sempersuperstes Too bad indeed...

@RogueStud Too bad there's no cowboys around.

@sempersuperstes I'm sure you'll eventually return the favour... I'm just getting ahead of the curve. *leaning against the nearest wall, leisurely crossing his arms over his chest. A smirk on his lips* Besides. I've yet to hear a complaint.

@RogueStud Holds back a grin from taking form upon her lips; her back remaining turned. "Always walking in like you own the place.."