Damon | Parody |

Hey, guys. Damon Salvatore here. I take every issue people have with me /very/ seriously. So, if you have one, please... Do me a favour? Just hit that blue button and take a hike.

@AHeelThing Mm. Well, now it's a perfect one.

@RogueStud Mmmmhmmm. You bet. Before she returns to Slayin', smooches must be given.

"What's up, Friday night?"

@tinylittlebraxt Oops.

@RogueStud You had alcohol and didn't share? Now that's just rude.

@PoisedSpirited You are though, Caroline.

@RogueStud “ And don’t go saying I’m goody two shoes either Damon “

@RogueStud “ Well if it isn’t Damon Salvatore . Thought I Could avoid you “

@PoisedSpirited No kidding. Well, yet anyway...

@RogueStud “ I see well it wasn’t me leaving behind a river of blood “ She shakes her head.

@PoisedSpirited *he shrugs a shoulder* I'm just offering alternatives...

@RogueStud “ Don’t tell me Stefan is the Ripper again. Damon we have to get him back again .”

@PoisedSpirited Mess? That's probably my brother. Or any of the other vampires in this town. Or Hybrids.

@RogueStud “ I would like to know actually. But I expect I already know by the mess you made .”

@PoisedSpirited Wouldn't you like to know. Judgy much.

@RogueStud “ So Damon you been causing trouble as usual ? “

@PoisedSpirited Good to know, blondie.

@RogueStud “ Seriously Damon I know what I can do “

@RivetingVision *sipping from his glass with a low hum, he lowers it to the bar* Pretty much... History repeats, so they say. But you're big sis. Put him on the naughty step.

@RogueStud “So you’re basically telling me that nothing has changed.” She admitted, an eyebrow raising as her lips curved slightly in amusement. “Niklaus does enjoy daggering our siblings when they dare to step out of line.” She added, before raising her own glass to take a small sip.

/ I lost the original. (May be selective)

@elfinvirtuoso Deal.

@RogueStud i’ll take your tacos, you can have my bacon.

bacon for me 🫠

@elfinvirtuoso If it meant keeping bacon, I'd delete all three.

@RogueStud oof. i love me some tacos.

@SexySlayerFaith So... long day?

Uh huh... Try girls instead, why not.

@AHeelThing Slayer's gotta Slay. Literally and figuratively.

All she wants to do is sleep all damn day... But. Oh look, here comes life dragging her ass away.

@SinInVelvets Just super rich, is all.

@SinInVelvets Same as ever.

@deathgifted Rude. You look stunning... But, rude.

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