Rohan

@HayesHolly2 Pretty soon we'll see him in a HEB commercial

Put some respect on this man!

@AstrosShoulda I hear ya

@RohanQ56 Got a little fired up

Lance: That’s my fuckin boy! Hell yeah

@camibrown1984 @TexasMike1776 Can't make such a nebulous post and expect support. What did you bet Cami?

I bet @TexasMike1776 that the Astros would win 5-2 and he bet the Astros would win 8-2. The stakes are high so cheer for me haha

@foreverstros Didn't have those on your bingo card

A Lance McCullers comeback game and a Brice Matthews homer game. what a world we live in

@RSGTX91 All good.. we've all been there.

I am sorry for being kind of a jerk yesterday on this app. I hate myself sometimes.

@longhorndave Those aren't hit, they're crushed

I never seen anyone hit em like Yordan

Who's Yordaddy? #TheNextFrontier

This is why Kurt Suzuki kept walking Yordan

Yordan. Alvarez. #TheNextFrontier

@HayesHolly2 Hehehehe

@RohanQ56 Hahahahahaha

Who remembers MTV spring break? I found these gems on my phone for when I was picked to be on a MTV show. 😆😆😆

@emmcooper42 Yordan Alvarez didnt

I miss Ranger Suárez.

@foreverstros Going to call bullshit too, just found that ball in Missouri City

394 feet according to statcast is simply incorrect.

@AstrosShoulda Lmao..... thank goodness. For a minute, I thought i would have to stop drinking

@RohanQ56 Haha. I was trynna figure out how to put the ones the other team wins against us but I may just add the number

2026 Astros ABS Challenges Tracker We finally got one! Total: 7 Overturned For: 1 Overturned Against: 1 Roddery: 0-1 Altuve: 1-2 Yainer: 0-1 Cam: 0-1 Vazquez: 0-1 Trout: 1-1

Yordong

@AstrosShoulda A replacement player from HEB

Who is this guy dealin on the mound?

@sween411 I endorse this message

*ahem* 🗣️ fuck the Texas Rangers. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

LMJ I owe you an apology.

@felix_vega10 At this point, i dont think either one scares the opposition. And Joe refusing to move Jordan into a more productive rbi situation, going to see the same results

I don’t like Correa hitting 4th, prefer Walker there