Avoy

R.I.P. Michael Jackson, you woulda loved air fryers

Sometimes idk if I’m stupid or just an idiot

circle so small that when my phone rings i know its scammers

😭

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

whatever lol (in tears)

life if we invented a day between Saturday and Sunday

When God created ducks, He said; Waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

WHY DOES EVERYONE ALREADY HAVE WELL ESTABLISHED FRIEND GROUPS

why can't the job hunt me instead?

Heavy is the hand that cranks the hog

Me when I couldn't do something in 10 minutes that people learn for years