Adolescent Jalebi

@mclovinanh Which ones do u have mine are purple!!

Dudes in Philly are still talking about Kawhi’s shot lmaooo

speaking in what may be the worst Philly accent ever, but it’s working 👁

Philly still has shared lyfts, about to re-live one of the greatest social experiments ever

this severe thunderstorm in Philly is giving same vibe as when Ben Franklin flew that kite, im fr living American history rn

@not_sheila Thank u doctor shut up dirty

what if i catch flights AND feelings (falling in love w everyone I see in the airport)

@not_sheila u gotta post a story saying u love to get 222222 on

@not_sheila Learning from the best

dining with your demons call that djinner

@nonazrjustvibes My bad

edible got me smacked like Chris Rock

My parents became anti-capitalist after youtube placed an ad in the middle of Hanuman Chalisa

Desi dessert show call that kheer eye

Optimism: deadlifting inside Realism: dead inside

@ishkabob Go into consulting all your friends do it

just killed 5 cockroaches I hate being a man

Inclusion is my white manager using brown emojis in slack 😌❤️

@VPrasad95 coordinated fits bro

It’s about time that desi wedding outfits included matching masks

Casual dating as a bibliophile means going to the library instead of the bookstore