Roll Toad

We did it boys. #TCUalum

@cougar_steel YOOO this is sick!! If i ever decide to change the pfp…

@FreddyLA7 Lfg!

Hello again. We’re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip. The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately unfathomable that a good story can exist without some kind of hidden agenda behind it. There was even a Reddit group going through my entire account trying to find anything they could use to reveal my identity. I know this was only a small percentage of people, but after a while it became exhausting. During the last two weeks, I received so many kind messages on Instagram, and they really made me realize how many people genuinely enjoyed following the trip. Some people even told me that their grandparents regularly ask them, “What are the Germans up to today?” I think that’s really cool. I decided to continue because I realized that the overwhelming majority of people loved following along. A small group of very loud people shouldn’t be able to ruin something that brought so many others joy. I also want to clear something up, as people who follow me on Instagram already know. I’ve been to the United States before. This is not my first visit, and I’ve never claimed that it was. The last time I was here was in January 2022, when I visited New York and Philadelphia. A lot of people shared my Raising Cane’s post from November 2025 to make it look like I was secretly American. That post wasn’t from the United States, it was from my trip to Saudi Arabia. This is my first time back in the U.S. in more than four years, and apart from Boston, I’d never visited any of the places we’ve been to on this trip before. That’s probably why many people assumed it was our first time in America, because for all of these places, it actually was. And let me tell you, Ohio and Alabama are very different from New York City or Los Angeles. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Thanks for reading.

@BarstoolTCU Great post

What lasted longer?

@felipe4prez Lets say my phone was recording at 37/38

@RollMFtoad he should’ve been a rockie im pissed

LETS GO @ChaseBrunson7

@felipe4prez Hahah no but they’re a great family

@RollMFtoad are you in the family

Go time ‼️

@LaurMichThom Did in fact not pick franklin 😔

@RollMFtoad You must’ve not picked Franklin

Ended up at turtle races??

@LaurMichThom Lost $100 but first time for everything

@RollMFtoad Toad djing the turtle races

Onto FOOTBALL season

The hype was fun but the lights were too bright

@FormulaYankee 💯 goalie coulda played better but how does our defender not kick it out

How do you just not kick it out

Quickly it turned from happy drinking to sad drinking…

@frog_ass_cowboy @BarstoolTCU Fire

@BarstoolTCU Small flex

I ranked every TCU football helmet ever! Let me know what you think ⬇️⬇️

LETS GO BOYS #USMNT

@thefieldrush 🐸🐸

I’m a HUGE G’Ivori Graham fan now 💙 G’Ivori is a Deaf & Hard of Hearing RB playing at TCU 🐸

@felipe4prez Ahh i see I’m looking at it as a country thing not soccer thing

@RollMFtoad england is the lesser of two evils by far. mexico is our most heated US soccer rival dude

for the england mexico game, put it in college football terms as an american. if you cheer for mexico to win, you are rooting for your most hated rival who has historically dominated you, has embarrassed you for decades, who’s fans are some of the worst in the sport and who have endless things to talk shit about. worst thing for you as a fan is your heated rival winning a playoff game. if you cheer for england you are cheering for a historical rival, but the rivalry has died down due to one sided dominance and the hatred has cooled off a lot. yeah you can mention the past and hate them for that, but them winning is the lesser of two evils.

@Troy_McClure4 @BarstoolTCU @Barsotta Good troll

@BarstoolTCU @Barsotta Not playing in the natty > getting embarrassed in the natty

Your school lost by 50+ in it’s most important game. Might want to sit this one out.