Talk Nerdy To Me

I just drove through Missouri S&T's campus and asked these dudes if they went to Missouri S&T and they said yes I said oh ya what’s 79x12 they said there are 91 daze till the 110th annual best ever st. pats and I said dang you really do go to Missouri S&T twitter.com/PrestonP_/stat…

There's a kid in the apartment below me that is just crying and I'm sitting here finishing a final and I want to do the same thing.

If the girl in my class could get through her presentation after her nudes on Google Drive were projected to the whole class, I can get through finals week.

"Maybe I shouldn't make fun of Mizzou. It's just that we're better than them." - My Professor (continued)

"Remember, efficiency is only greater than 1 at Mizzou." - My Professor

"Come to my office, and I'll show you my slide rule." I'm learning that most professors know not what they say

Preferred position? Fetal.

8ams mean taking at least one page of notes before realizing you've written them in the wrong notebook

Clearing off that thick layer of freezer burn to reveal edible ice cream, I whisper, "Miners dig deeper."

The strongest sense of betrayal I have ever felt is from a classroom wall clock set 5 minutes fast

BACK TO SCHOOL OR IF YOU ARE AN ADULT THE WHEEL CONTINUES RELENTLESSLY SPINNING LARGELY WITHOUT CHANGE

STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING

Today my professor questioned why Expo advertised their odorless markers because he "likes the way the markers smell" #ShitProfessorsSay

More like FINALly actually learning everything week, amirite?

Even the countdown app is struggling this week: "There's only 2147483647 Daze until the Best Ever St. Pat's 0!"