leslie :))

Reading the room at a 5th grade level

@Isaiah_rollins_ nice!

[halloween door] ok kids one at a time

Nothing jump starts a Tuesday like a little warning from the law

People really do just speak words sometimes. A lot of them.

If 90,000 people venmoed me a dime I still couldn't even pay for a semester of college

Her: I actually think Ratatouille is a boring movie Me *shakes head at waiter bringing the engagement ring*

@zach__hampton @mleighrandall @emmmschwartz watch out for the ZELM podcast

[offered a Milano’s cookie] uhh yeah hold on let me put on a nicer shirt

oh, honey, he comes from a vanilla bean/clean linens family? you know we’re strictly lavender and eucalyptus scented household..

Don’t let life be defined by wishing away each season looking for the someday.

God loves people who will never love him back.

me anytime my job pisses me off:

“It’s all good in the hood!” I replied. But deep down I knew that there were many socio-economic problems in the hood.

Jesus is fulfillment. He’s a destination. He’s the climactic conclusion for a longing, human soul.

@zach__hampton mine is an atheist how should i know

My dog is agnostic... what do I do? @Rollinnss