Roll the Apple

I feel so seen by. Let me know if you want to hear my view.

@GiuliaCrouch ALL HAIL THE BUTTER BEAN!

I'm writing about beans and how they're so hot right now and if you are on the bean-hype I would like to know your most exciting and delicious recipes. I've always disliked baked beans (I'm sorry, too sweet) so I say, vive la revolution

@mattjpsmith 3rd team goalkeeper available anytime...

Had a great time last night at our private launch event for our new company sequel. Having invested in tech over the last 8-9 years, I really wanted to create a platform for elite athletes to be able to confidently invest in the next wave of world class startups. Not only that, get the best-in-class network of entrepreneurs and investors to learn from & gain access to anything they themselves might need in their own endeavours. Over the past year we’ve quietly launched in both the UK & US, partnered with the world’s best performing VC houses and created an in-house tech platform we’re super proud of, that so far caters to over 100 athletes including World Cup winners, Premier League winners, Super Bowl champions, Olympians & Boxing world champions. More 🔜. @alexfmac

@bryansgunn Perfect.

No hiding place

@Dan_Draws Sorry to hear its difficult Dan. You're terrificly talented and deserve to make lots of money through what you do.

i've never known so many artists and illustrators struggling to get work. there are very few jobs out there at the moment and the jobs that are available aren't well paid. i've no idea how or if we'll make it through this.

@oldmrbeerface @bryansgunn In and around!!!

@bryansgunn Fantastic work. The time has come for a 'part and parcel' comp 🙏

A massive thanks to everyone following this page Managed to reach 100k this weekend, which is ridiculous 🤯

@messedupfoods Ruff Puff pastry

@Redpeter99 Ulrika is looking rough, but Sven hasn't aged a day.

A couple who've proudly never returned a football to the children next door without putting a pitchfork through it first.

@iamnickrussell You should go. You won't regret it.

Meant to be seeing primal scream and happy Mondays playing 15 mins down the road tonight and seriously thinking of not going as it’s outside and it’s raining. I’m officially now old and boring. Who have I become #oldgit

@fasc1nate Thought this was a Midjourney of @TheNotoriousMMA ring walk at #UFC600

Tina Turner at Wembley was the first gig I ever went to. What a privilege.

@PublicBenjamin This deserves to go to the moon. Congratulations.

EGG BUM TEA! @elisjames @nomadicrevery

@ad_ad_ad_twitch @CudderCi @NewLisaLife_ 10 minute review video please!

@fasc1nate Major Beauxbatons energy

@oldmrbeerface My father and my father's father were Mobil fans, I've been going to Exxon since the 90s. It's difficult to ignore what Shell are achieving. Incredible.

BP fan here but have to hand it to Shell, those profits are class 👏👏👏

@iamnickrussell You don't mean this. You're just not eating the right sandwiches. Condiments. Condiments. Condiments.

I never thought the day would come. But it’s here. It’s happened. I’m bored with sandwiches #endofdays

Two so far this year.

For me, 2023 could be the year of the iceberg lettuce.

@JacquesMaree73 @_DHOTYA You just know 😌

@_DHOTYA So many knowing smiles. How do I know if a smile is knowing?

All pilots know the earth is flat 🤷🏼‍♂️