Tim Rolston

A-level students: life is a doomed search for meaning. Romance & friendship bring only temporary respite. Your results will not save you.

Matt le blanc is the only thing saving the new Top Gear

2 of the messages on my birthday card. The one on top is from the series producer. And the one below from his boss.

The latest jaw-dropping pics from NASA's Curiosity Mars rover read.bi/1Tr4USz

Getting a flight in this wind...

@WORIDSTARHIPHOP @ian_hawthorne

@WSJ maybe there's a reason they didn't have much success here @ian_hawthorne @PaddyOsborne1

Look at the club face! That's what I call talent @lukefitz11 @IrishRugby

I see that many people think our new show is called Gear Knobs. Well you heard it here first. It isn't.

@PaddyOsborne1 banter

@UberFacts @ian_hawthorne you can pull more than 100,000 times your weight too?

Univeristy of Bath let's have it!!! @BathFW15 @BathSU @scott_mills and I are on the way 🙌🎶🍺🎊🎩 looking forward to DJ'n your lovely big hall

@BathFW15 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

David Cameron giving 'pulled pork' a whole new meaning

@Jack_Fergie_19 @BBCSport didn't know they had a camera in the sixth form centre? 😉

@MatthewHamill3 saved £70 then

Should've gone to Villa 😐