Romeli :]

Doritos just don’t hit when you have them without a craving for them

I’m convinced the people that like Pilates are masochists

Me when my younger coworkers ask me about life advice

I really hate that you can’t be nice to a man without them thinking they have a shot with you.

@ThoughtsofRose Nah it’s nasty and they all lying about liking it

Sincerely asking do y’all really like matcha? It doesn’t taste like pure grass to ya? Or do I just need to grow up?

This airport is so cold

Fashion nova really send 15 emails and texts A DAY. This is crazy. Makes you not even want to shop there.

"If you were stuck in the woods, would you rather find yourself alone with a man or a bear?" Women immediately and without hesitation: A bear. Men bitching about women picking the bear: you would not pick a fucking bear you liar. A quote I heard someone (itzkenny via TikTok) say in response to these type of men: "This is a hypothetical question and you still won't take no for an answer." *mic drop*

@ThoughtsofRose With my baby involved you know I’m seated

I hope this is true oh & don’t let boo @Romizzlee see this

It’s “I’m busy” all May. Big Momma tiiiied

Get another one

So if you have a late flight either you get it the next day or you pay an extra fee for them to leave your car (and your key) on the street. Like ????

You don’t just depart. The intake process for your car takes forever. They have so many hidden fees it’s ridiculous and their plain white shuttles expect you to walk up to them and get in without the driver even mentioning the name. 0/10. And they close at 8pm!

Tried a new lot to park my car at the airport and I hate them lol literally the worsttt. Don’t park at “park n depart”

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

@ThoughtsofRose Sunday Monday thursdayyyyy

What days is those… asking for myself

The irs took they money out my account soon as 12am hit 😂😂😂😂 they do not play

@ThoughtsofRose Dont tell Savanah and Layla 😂😂

So we did a thing & got a puppy today & it’s like she was literally born for our family😩🥹

Summers coming. Got my new set schedule. My days off will be nothing but love, music, and flights.

Xavier Collins, the man that you are!!!!