Island Observer -Parody Satire & Former Optimist

This is the moment where detente with the Russians started to skid off the rails.

@LukaszukAB Well Duh?

“A referendum on whether Alberta should separate from Canada “can have an effect” on investor confidence in the province, Prime Minister Mark Carney said on Friday.” #ableg #cdnpoli globalnews.ca/news/11748636/…

@Amelia558rs Yes and when the anthem played it was usually the time most Dad's woke up and went to bed.

Dad told me TV used to go off at midnight after the National Anthem. True story or dad jokes?

@nobleisawinner Wouldn't he have grandchildren?

🤔 thoughts 💭 Actor Daniel Craig is being called a poor parent online for saying, "If your kid is bullying my kid, my kid has been instructed to punch your kid in the face." Critics say it teaches violence to children. Is his parenting style "violent," or a good lesson in self defense?

@WhiteBabyFac Look at her eyebrows. I do not think that she is a natural blonde. What does that do for her IQ?

Did you know that blonde women have the highest IQs? The "dumb blonde" stereotype is total nonsense. I wonder who came up with this stereotype🤔

@WhiteBabyFac Yes but sadly blondes are three times more likely to be alcoholics than other women. That is because men are three times more likely to buy them drinks than other women.

@timony001 Biden. He is not in a position to do as much damage anymore.

🚨Q: This is a tough one 😂

@oelma__ Men deal with women who have those things.

🤔

@lady_valor_07 I said it before the dude is gay, very very gay to sleep with 10 men.

He's? Be honest

@Concern70732755 Trump's signature will be the most reproduced in history! It will be everywhere in record numbers!

Justified recognition!!

@Gitmo99 Maybe there was a line up of people waiting to rob the store?

In Texas, it is legally possible for individuals to use deadly force against a person who pulls a gun in a convenience store, potentially resulting in the suspect being shot by multiple people. Under Texas "stand your ground" and self-defense laws, bystanders or employees can use force if they reasonably believe it is immediately necessary to prevent armed robbery or aggravated assault.

@Amelia558rs Turquoise Americano - I don't think that sounds very gansta!

What's your gangster name?

@DuddWiser Born in April 1889, AH would be 136 years old if he were alive today.

2026 unlocking new levels every week

@lady_valor_07 Buy Apple

You wake up tomorrow and it's 1983. What are you doing first?

@lady_valor_07 I thought that the ice caps were supposed to be gone by 2015?

What do you say?

@sathyashrii I wish my parents had taught me to fight bullies. I was much too passive. It scarred me for decades.

Right or Wrong ???

@Saharshaikfans That is not the Iranian flag behind her. Isn't that the unofficial flag used by the opposition?

Do You Stand With Iran? Yes Or No?

@AdameMedia Deconquista!

BREAKING: 🚨 🇪🇸 🇮🇷 IRAN ALLOWS SPAIN TO USE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ FOR FREE

@Maga4liberty I love how no one tried to stop her until she emptied her clip.

Would you support the death penalty for rapists???

@Gitmo99 Actually Bill Clinton turns 80 this year. He was born in 1946, the same year as Trump and George W Bush.

Sometimes less stress can lead to a healthier lifestyle, 💯 #HIAW 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@historigins Best "guess what I did when I got drunk" story in Cell Block D.

That time a drunk man jumped the fence, outran security, and stole a plane during an airshow