Ron Stallmach

@NZcivildefence That took 49 minutes. If there was a tsunami, it would have been too late. The wave travels around 600 to 700km per hour. Not impressed.

There is no tsunami threat to New Zealand following the M7.4 SOUTH OF THE KERMADEC ISLANDS earthquake. Based on current information, the initial assessment is that the earthquake is unlikely to have caused a tsunami that will pose a threat to New Zealand.

@TwitterMoments Chosen by Winston Peters - not the voters.

@HPSupport The PC is a HP Pavilion 23-h030a TouchSmart All-in-One Desktop PC F7F26AA#ABG

@HPSupport I need to reset the BIOS on a HP DA0NZCMB6E0 rev:E motherboard but there is no clear CMOS jumper #HPcpNZ

@jwharehinga ..not as interesting as your hallucination that I assumed anything of the sort.

@jwharehinga A baby isn't a disease. It's still a bad anaolgy.

@jwharehinga What? You mean I can get time off work if I can't get it up? I really need to drink more! Bad analogy Josh.

Awesome! twitter.com/YoufeckingIdio…

This computer sucks. Anyone have any recommendations for another tool bar to help speed this baby up?

"Honor" killings are barbaric and have no place in the 21st century: nytimes.com/2017/05/30/wor…

@gisbornenews When school children start paying union dues, that’s when the PPTA & NZEI will start representing the interests of school children.

“The fascists of the future will be called anti-fascists” youtu.be/p3fT6pnhjJA via @YouTube

Who said it? Justin Trudeau or Derek Zoolander?boombox.com/c/quiz/103221/… #TrudeauEulogies

So true. twitter.com/kurtmetzger/st…

@photonewzealand Gizzy! #photonewzealand #myhometown

“@kaaringnz: Stronger business future with UFB in #gigatowngis”

Victory is just about ours. UFB will be amazing #gigatowngis

We need to win UFB for a brighter future for us and our kids #gigatowngis

UFB will connect us to the world and allow the world to connect to us #gigatowngis