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"The Woman of a Thousand Years" Ronan Jones: Universal Character Bio
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Ronan Jones
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Ronan Jones
@Ronan_Jones
The Woman of a Thousand Years. Professional Wrestler. Mother of Ages. Reluctant half of FIGHT FOREVER with @ForSheIsASTRID. (RP)
Paisley, Scotland Katılım Temmuz 2024
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Ronan Jones@Ronan_Jones
@GenniferSwan I just want you to know ASTRID burst into my hotel room after seeing this and has been sat at the end of my bed for hours, head tilted looking at her screen, making us both compare leopard and cheetah print and things. Haven't had a lick of sleep. So thanks for that!
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@GenniferSwan I just want you to know ASTRID burst into my hotel room after seeing this and has been sat at the end of my bed for hours, head tilted looking at her screen, making us both compare leopard and cheetah print and things. Haven't had a lick of sleep. So thanks for that!
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Well I guess it's a good thing that this isn't leopard, and while you can guarantee to beat on me this week you're going to discover that actually beating me is an entirely new animal that even someone with your supposed longevity hasn't encountered as yet!
ASTRID@ForSheIsASTRID
I assume this is the gear you're going to wear when I beat you this week. I think it'd be appropriate because the first time I saw you, you'd just lost, and a leopard never changes its spots.
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@EnbyMayHem Speaking my language. I'm at the usual place, come by!
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@Ronan_Jones @_gpwc @GrapsGalleryPro Doesn’t have to be alone, mate. How about a training partner that won’t feck around and make things more difficult for ya?
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No problems, no ASTRID, just a weekend of training on my own. Much needed.
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Thought I'd have a week off. Meet some people, do some road tripping. Nah, ASTRID starts another fight, and I'm called into work like I'm her keeper. A millenia of fighting her and look where it leads ya, good one, Ronan.
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For the record, no bother with Gennifer or Amari on my end. Can't be fucked with all this, honestly, but if she does something daft and I'm not there I'll feel responsible for not trying to stop her so here we are.
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Great. GREAT.
Not even one show and I'm pulled into another problem ASTRID started for NO REASON.
I didn't come here for this. I just wanted to have some cool matches, now I have to babysit my nemesis and make sure she doesn't do anything insane. Fuck sake.
𝐆𝐏𝐖𝐂.@_gpwc
𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐨 𝐖𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠: ABOVE THE LAW (FULL MATCH CARD) March 24th 2026 at Saint Andrew's Hall in Detroit, MI! docs.google.com/document/d/1wM…
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I helped put an end to the Viking settlement in Scotland, watched Shakespeare rise to prominence, sheltered refugees in WWII and helped topple the Berlin Wall, and it all led to me having a pair of snotty boys full-on rub their arses in my face.
Twice.
...In *Detroit*.
𝐆𝐏𝐖𝐂.@_gpwc
𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐨 𝐖𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠: WELCOME 2 DETROIT [RESULTS] Catch the full replay from Saint Andrews Hall in Detroit, MI! docs.google.com/document/d/1Tp…
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I've spent the last week roadtripping America in between bookings. Haven't done that in a bit.
I like to come and sit at Lover's Leap in Purgatory Chasm and just take it in. I knew someone who came here once a whole lifetime ago. Sometimes, it still feels like they're around.
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@EnbyMayHem I'm no prude, I'm down, but not with the Snot Rockets here.
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I wish I could delete someone else's tweet.
🤧 FLU SZN 🤧@MUCUSxLOOGIE
CALL US WHATEVER JUST TALK TO US DIRTY
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ASTRID followed me to Detroit and now we have to wrestle Snotbag and Bogies or whatever they're called, what a perfect start.
𝐆𝐏𝐖𝐂.@_gpwc
𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐨 𝐖𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠: WELCOME 2 DETROIT (FULL MATCH CARD) March 10th 2026 at Saint Andrew's Hall in Detroit, MI docs.google.com/document/d/1ZL…
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@EnbyMayHem The dancing. The music. The liberation. The free love era. The weed. We had it all for a bit, there. I miss my van.
Good to have you back around!
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@Ronan_Jones The dancing! The music! Ah… god. I see why I got Helsinki and Australia mixed. Helsinki was 50 years ago, Australia was 150. Easy enough mistake to make, yeah?
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@Ronan_Jones I knew I’d find ya around eventually! How’s it? Still dealin with Asstrid, I see.
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@Ronan_Jones Hang on… counting… yeah I think that sounds about right! Where was it again? Was that the Australia incident, or the big party in Helsinki?
You know I can’t keep track of these things all that well. I really should keep a journal or something.
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And for your information, the skip incident happened exactly once and I wasn't asleep, I just had a headache, and it was dark, and I fell.
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I'm actuallt relieved you're bothering someone else for a change. I haven't heard "don't you see we need each other" all year and my life is all the richer for it.
ASTRID@ForSheIsASTRID
Those pictures were taken from this weekend, by the way, where I went on two lovely dates on both days with him and spent the night at a hotel together. Havent heard from Ronan, but I wasn't her Valentine this year so I imagine she got drunk slept in a skip somewhere in despair.
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Because of my...condition? I guess? I don't get tired, really, I just kind of continue. What I do get, though, is headaches when I stay out all night on pub crawls to pass the time, and the next day is harrowing. Today is one such day.
Have a picture of me in better times.
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Hoping this match with ASTRID is over fast. The last time someone decided to put us together for me to 'get it out my system', it was a sword duel at dawn. It was 'to the death'.
It went sixteen hours.
We DREW.
I dunno if I can be bothered with that this time.
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