HeathFranklinChopper

👊 That's GOLD! 2026 will mark 20 years since I first toured. Catch two decades of my funniest bits and hardest hits, from The Ronnie Johns Half Hour to today, including The Weather, HTFU Australia, Bunnings + more GOLD. This isn’t just another show. It’s a comedy heist! #chopper

💍MAFS HTFU! Who is watching this shit? Well I did. I watched it so you didnt have to. You're welcome. Here's my review of Married At First Shite #marriedatfirstsight #mafs #chopper #comedy #mafsau #heathfranklinschopper #dinnerparty

🎅🌹👃🍒🫑 T'was the Night Before Xmas. Recorded on TV's The Ronnie Johns Half Hour in 2005. 20 years ago! You get less for murder! Have a cracking break, legends. Merry Fistmas, everybody! 🎟New 2026 tour on sale now #christmas #ronniejohnshalfhour #chopper #merrychristmas #xmas

📣 Get ready for big tour news. The Hardenberg is coming to a town near you in 2026!

🤜❤️🍫 Buckle up lovers, I'm reviewing Valentine's Day. On tour, next cities: @AvalonBeachSLSC @ClubhouseComedy @freshcomedytas @TheGardenofUD #valentinesday #love #chocolate #standup #heathfranklin #vday #funny #heathfranklinschopper #chopper

💍📺 Married at First Sight? Who watches this sh*t? I did. And this is my review. Harden the f**k up, MAFS! #MAFS #mafsaustralia #MAFSAU #marriedatfirstsight #chopper #comedy #standup #heathfranklin #funny #straya

😢🍷🍻 Are you sober-curious? Have you heard of these people? #chopper #comedy #standup #heathfranklin #funny #beer #sober #sobercurious #soberliving #sobercuriousmovement #sobercuriousity #soberlife #alcohol #nonalcoholic #wine #gin

Everyone wants to murder billionaires... until you mention Taylor Swift. #taylorswift #taylornation #taytay

📣 TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT! Time to hit the road in 2025 with a brand new show before it's too late. Civilisation is on it last legs. Who will save us from the Softcockalypse? One man....the last hard bastard on Earth. OZ on sale now. More cities to come.

🐴🏇Melbourne Cup? Oh, it's cruel to horses...no it's not! 🎟 Giddy up! I'm heading to Melbourne this week for shows at @TheComicsLounge and Sooki Lounge. Then QLD next week. #chopper #melbourne #melbournecup #horseracing #raceday #jockeys #NupToTheCup #heathfranklin #straya

Patrick Cripps, best on ground so far. On track for first Norm Smith #AFLSwansLions #AFLGF #Swans #lions #normsmith #cripps #katyperry

Big game hunting. #comedy #biggame #hunting #chopper #htfu #hardenup #shooting #huntingseason #Hunter

Some clown wants to cancel Father's Day? Not on my watch, sunshine. Tag your old man, or any rad dads and show lil Antony McWhingeFace how we do Father's day! #fathersday #fathers #raddads #chopper #spiders #comedy #heathfranklin #sharkweek #australiaday #stepdad #dadbod

🚫👉👌🕷 More OZ tour dates announced. Tix info in bio

With speeches like this, Biden should really run for president #DNC2024 #biden

@Morgan_T_Brown @JasmineQuilter Only posted it to Facebook. And theft doesnt work like that.

@RonnJohnChopper @JasmineQuilter But you have taken off your timeline.

President Trump, trust me when I say, ears are overrated.

Huge night at Christchurch. Over 2200 Chopostles in. Tino pai, mofo bros.

PENRIFF this Thursday at @pantherspen