Ronald’s Modern Life

Anti-woke people are truly the weakest people alive. Wait until I tell them there's a loved adaptation of Hercules where Hades talks like a scummy lawyer, Zeus is good, and the story is told by black gospel singers, one of whom is thicc and gets some of the best lines.

circe the odyssey

Odysseus and his crew after pissing off Zeus

You can see Etihad Park literally across the street from the Citi Field concourse. In 2028, Gotham hopes to sell as many season tickets as they average for entire games now in NJ. The move to Queens isn't for everyone, but the potential growth is clear. espn.com/soccer/story/_…

WE OUTSIDE IN SOHO 🗣️🏟️

ONE YEAR TO GO 🏟️ Come celebrate the countdown to our home opener at @EtihadPark at the New York City FC Newsstand today in SoHo on the corner of Broome and Thompson 🗽 📰 flowsto.com/PQiDt-9JX

Good morning, Darling 🏆👊

Extra, extra, read all about it tomorrow in SoHo 👀

Gotham's announced crowd at Citi Field last night was larger than all 12 home games combined in 2019, the club's last season at Rutgers. Roughly 4 in 5 fans were at their first Gotham game. Wednesday was a foundation for success across the street in 2028. espn.com/soccer/story/_…

zohran's new york

It's never coming home

I’m told that 70% of ticket buyers for tonight’s Queens Classic were new fans. Great news for Gotham for their 2028 Queens move.

#NYCFC CEO Brad Sims announces that the club’s first match at its new stadium, Etihad Park, will be on July 17, 2027.

Firefighters noticed a pigeon having some difficulty breathing due to suspected smoke inhalation and stopped to give it oxygen. For the latest weather updates: pix11.com/weather/lower-…

⛈️FLOODING POSSIBLE!⛈️ UPDATE: The Weather Prediction Center has highlighted an area along the west coast of #Florida, including Tampa, with the possibility of seeing flooding tomorrow as numerous thunderstorms will form. Stay out of flooded roads! #flwx

I asked #NYCFC CEO Brad Sims about recent rumors regarding Christian Pulisic: "Ultimately, we’re believers that Christian is going to want to play in MLS... At whatever point in time that is, we would think & hope that NYCFC would be very high on his list of teams." amny.com/sports/nycfc-c…

When I ask my wife what she wants for lunch and she responds “I don’t care” Me after I name a restaurant and she responds “nah, not that”:

*Mensagem ignorada enviada há 5 horas* *Story postado há 2 minutos* Eu:

“Don’t worry, my dog doesn't bite” The dog: