Ruby Esther

I was on the train and this high school kid hit on me through air dropping notes and honestly it was super smooth until he saw me screenshot them

My favourite animal is my mum’s spotify wrapped

NEVER get on the bad side of a girl in her hyphenating her middle name era

Feel like shit just want my polly pockets back

My therapist has no idea the bomb I’m bout to drop into todays session

all men do is talk to me about stanley kubrick

I’m exactly who you all think I am. Lady Bird is my favourite film :(

@rosiecd It may have been!!!

@Rooesther Hope that wasn't your peak!!!

Just found out my year eleven english essays are still being used as exemplars in class and that news is a high no drug has ever offered me

Character development alert! I love to listen to obscene and incredibly sexist rap when I write I guess

Just replied to all my unread messages yeah pretty big day

Just tried to google a memory! Full brainrot has been reached! We are at capacity!

My parents paid off their mortgage I’m so annoyed that was supposed to be MY moment when I got rich and famous and saved them :(

Don’t believe everything you hear Melbourne, I do in fact have a lot of tickets available for tonight and tomorrows shows! Grab em here! Please! Yeah! comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/rub…

Melbourne I’ve arrived and even though I’ve been incredibly chill and nonchalant about it, I’d actually love you to buy tickets here comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/rub…

Bout to start promoting my two week run in Melbourne the way jojo siwa is promoting her one song

When I imagine myself as a fully grown woman (I am one) I am picturing this

Number one on the field and number one in your heart 🫶

i have never been more thoroughly confused in my life than when sue unveiled her klaine shrine

Melbourne! I am coming to your comedy fest this April and contrary to popular belief I have not sold out! Please come! Please! Pls!

@wrigglemania You know the answer in your heart

@Rooesther Ruby tell me please, have they fixed the toilets at the Classic yet Y or N?

Crawling back on to this app on the off chance any kiwis on here till see my posts… Hello Kiwis! Any kiwis on here!?