Gyaru Brian Williams @roosed.bsky.social

He is risen! #PopTartsBowl

@Is_Not_Brian Sure but wood ear fungus is a huge miss. I love mushrooms but not all of them are winners.

@philthatremains You know at the end of The Boy who Cried Wolf, there is still a wolf right

they have been predicting this since i was in high school. florida was supposed to be gone by now. go watch an inconvenient truth.

@woodyVSworld Picking field direction more important than who gets the ball first

A look at the end zone at Wrigley Field for this weekend’s matchup between Ohio State and Northwestern Chip Kelly better be very strategic with his red zone play calling otherwise Jeremiah Smith is going to end up in the 4th row off a corner route

@mattyglesias I do wonder if Trump had won in 2020 if there would have been such a vicious anti-vax backlash.

@RudeDog1962 @DANNYonPC @ShitpostRock A defense you may need to prove in court, wasting months or years of your life and thousands of dollars. The vast majority of people do not need and should not carry a firearm for self-defense.

@DANNYonPC @ShitpostRock It's only murder if it's not justified, someone attacks with intent to cause grave bodily injury/death and you defend yourself it's justifiable homicide.

@afrocosmist People clearly want change. Since Obama 08 Dems have run nothing but status quo insiders and people have clearly had enough.

these people are incapable of learning lessons. Harris in particular campaigned w the faildaughter of a war criminal, laughed about shooting home invaders with Oprah, bragged about being tougher on immigration than Trump even. & still fucking lost. but yeah its the Left's fault

@FreddieMurky @messyfishsauced Those self-reports always crack me up. "everybody has gay fantasies!" Brother, I'm sorry to inform you but no not everyone.

@messyfishsauced Wonder how long before a "Listen, what women don't know is that ALL MEN would MUCH RATHER throw on a dress and some lipstick and be a woman! They don't know how good they have it! EVERY SINGLE DAY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US STRUGGLE WITH THIS, but we must stay strong!"

The way I haven’t seen you repeat an outfit

@JoshEakle Learning 0 lessons from this election and you, name a more iconic duo

The Democrats already have their Blue Trump. His name is John Fetterman.

@DreamLeaf5 @SallyMayweather Probably want to bring Arizona along for the CHIPS factory.

@SallyMayweather Fixed

@KingThelonious Kevin Smith lookin ass fit

Where she getting all these kings of comedy fits from?

@atensnut I'm sure the cafeteria will stock crayons for him

JD Vance will be the first Marine in history to be Vice President of the United States.

@M1das_OW2 League is by far the most degenerate of the 5

they should have a thing where if you computer detects these 5 games installed at once it explodes

when did you realise you may be watching the greatest show of all time?

@michaelcurzi Isn't that just mindset?

We need a male coded word for the not-quite-woo thing 'manifestation' is adjacent to which is more like 'determining that xyz is going to be reality by performing it as part of taking action to enact it'. Like 'behaving like a winner' or ' dressing for the job you want'

@DerekNeverFails It would be very, very funny.

@ZaidJilani Cheney went to Yale, Gore went to Harvard, HW Bush went to Yale and ran the CIA like idk how old you are but JD Vance isn't out of the ordinary. And I'd point out that 2 of 3 of those I just listed are some of the most evil men in govt in modern history.

@maxtoscano1 @tahrajirari This campaign is what it looks like when you sideline progressives you fucking dolt

@tahrajirari Time to just completely sideline them

@FuzzyxPickles @FirminoFabulous @TheGhostOfHope This is the correct answer. The game has really been on a downhill slope since 2005

@FirminoFabulous @TheGhostOfHope COD 2

People making these takes makes sense when you realize they were too young to ever play Black Ops 2 when it came out.

@collnsmith Oh god no the outrageous amount of overconsumption and waste might end. Don't threaten me with a good time.